Category: Film Review

IMDb meta-data is runtime of 1 hour and 31 minutes, rated 7.5 by 88 cinematizens.

Genre: krimi.

Verdict: languid.

Chief Inspector Jules Maigret is plucked from his Paris office on the Ile de la Citè and put on a train to Antibes in the far south.  He arrives from a grey and wet Paris, exhausted by the journey, to a blinding sunshine and the gusting mistral as though landing on another world. He is dazzled, disoriented, and overdressed, and not particularly happy to be there. He finds the local inspector a tiresome puppy underfoot and sidelines him, leaving him petulant but obedient.  

Monsieur Brown, hero of the Resistance, has been murdered and someone in the national government wants a quick and clean resolution that does not open old wounds. To investigate Maigret sheds the puppy and immerses himself in Brown’s milieu, and what a milieu it is.  There is a rather grand seaside villa, all that remains of Brown’s pre-war fortune when making money seemed important to him, now occupied by a mother-daughter combination, one being his mistress, and at times Maigret is not sure which, or even if both. Inside the villa it is a dump: the three lived in a few rooms, which had not been cleaned or tidied since the Liberation.  

After his slow and patient questioning, the resident women say that Brown went off on holidays of three or four days every month, claiming to have no idea where he went or what he did, though he always returned with some money to live on the for the next month.  

The local puppy-plod had settled on these two residents as the culprits and went no further but the lugubrious Maigret sets out to retrace and re-live the last of Brown’s short holidays. In nearby Cannes he finds the garage when Brown parked his car during these sprees, and then he bar hops in the neighbourhood until he finds the Le Liberty Bar, which like Brown fell into dilapidation after the war. Dark and seemingly empty, Maigret walks through the bar and into the kitchen to find the occupants who matter of factly offer him a seat at the table where they are just finishing lunch and he joins them, sitting where Brown sat, he learns, for it is here that Brown spent those days away. The proprietor is an older woman whose sole tenant is a young prostitute. At times others, like a waiter from the casino, come by for a drink or a meal and likewise sit at the table in the back like family.  

Soon Maigret, still befuddled by the constant long hours of sunshine and the disturbance of the mistral, slowly acclimatising to the warmth of the Midi, goes into orbit around the Liberty Bar and slowly unpicks the stories of each of its inhabitants.  Maigret is unhurried, annoying his impetuous colleague who wants to arrest the two residents of the villa, but Maigret stalls. He probes occasionally, but mostly watches and listens. Pascale Roberts as Mado, the owner of the bar, gives a superb performance of increasing complexity. She differs from the woman described in the novel but who cares. 

Brown was Australian and his family intrudes into the affair in search of a will for it seems there is a fortune (from the sheep’s back) tied up in a business which provided Brown the monthly income he collected on his away-days. This seems a promising lead and Maigret examines it.  Another red herring is the Bar’s prostitute and then her pimp.  But whatever road Maigret takes it always leads back to the Liberty Bar. 

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There is much eye-candy of the Riviera. Finding the film diverting, I wanted to read the novel and ordered it on my Kindle while watching and started to read it later that night. Is that convenient or what!?  The script sticks very closely to the text, though there is more explanation on the page than on the screen.  

Such a change of pace from AmerBrit shouting and shoot ‘em ups that pass as mysteries. The placid Cremer moves at a snail’s pace, studies one scene from several angles, and soaks up the ambience in silence. Needless, to say some of the addled commentary on IMDb finds this ruminative approach inert, whereas I find it inviting. Among the many incarnations of Maigret, Cremer ranks high. Moreover, these are lavish productions with plenty of enhanced sets and artefacts of the Post War era. For the interiors the rooms are fully furnished; the automobiles are the real thing and so are the clothes. This story has been filmed at least three before according to the IMDb.

There is also an absence of the cheap cynicism that substitutes for thought in so many krimis. If shouting is the Amer disease in cop shows, the Brit disease is cynicism in which everyone is evil at heart except the paladin, think saintly and sanctimonious Christopher Foyle or Vera Stanhope who are both holier than all other thous. In contrast, Maigret meets many ordinary people who do not all harbour deep and very dark secrets and he gets to know and like some of them, including some thieves, pimps, and lowlifes who eke out a living doing little harm to others.  

Another BritAmer crutch missing from the Maigret screenplays is the interfering, pettifogging, incompetent superior getting in our hero’s way.  This trope has been worn so thin it is see-through and yet remains commonplace. Indeed, it has spread to krimis beyond the English language. The otherwise admirable Martin Beck Swedish series has featured a number of such cardboards.  Regrettably, I note this stereotype appears in one of the Maigret episodes.   

Nor is Maigret always right. He makes mistakes, he cannot always find the decisive evidence even when he is certain what happened, and in at least one of the novels he is stymied and gives up the investigation without a conclusion, thinking that maybe later something will emerge and he can start again.  Equally, he does not always have the last word. In one of the stories when he is questioning the widow of a man just murdered, he says to her that her husband was engaged in a crime. She shows him her Auschwitz tattoo and say ‘That is a crime, Mr Policeman!’  That the husband was fencing stolen jewels was nothing; rebuked, Maigret went silent. (Yes, he did go the morgue later and find a similar tattoo on the cadaver of the husband.)  

This is episode 2 of season 7 of the series that ran from 1991 to 2005 with Bruno Cremer in the eponymous role. There are 54 episodes in total. I have about half of them lined up on the Plex server. (The others aren’t available at this time.) The original plan had been to complete the oeuvre of all 85+ Simenon stories featuring Maigret, instead time and tide caught up with Cremer from all that pipe smoking and throat cancer killed him.  It has a parallel in the effort to do the complete Sherlock Holmes with Jeremy Brett which was likewise stymied by the disintegration of the lead. 

IMDb meta-data is runtime 16 m 15 s, rated 6.8 by 13 cinematizens.    

Genre: Sci Fi

Verdict: Dystopia is so yesterday.    

A SyFy short from DUST filmed mid-winter in a bleak Bulgaria where tweenagers beat each other to death to control population growth. Reminds of some Saturday morning television competitive game shows. It doesn’t make sense but there it is.  

Not on the IMDb. Too bad, because it is well made even if the plot is obvious.  I did find a Facebook page according to which the production is Australian. Its premier was in Sydney at 2021 Flickerfest with these production credits, Director and writer: Nik Kacevski and Producer: Christopher Seeto.  

I checked IMDb again and since my first check, it has been added, hence the meta-data above.

While I watched this sitting at my desk, I would have disliked paying to watch it and being trapped in a theatre. I got film festivals out of my system a long time ago, and glad to remain free of that monkey.  

IMDb meta-data is a run-time of 1 hour and 40 minutes, rated 6.6 by 1,200 cinematizens.  

Genre: krimi.

Verdict: The aliens are among us.    

To sum up, it is detached and indifferent, off-set by the eye-candy of provincial France which makes a nice change from either Paris or Marseilles.  The plot is neat but the direction is lethargic.  

Some marvellous Claude Chabrol images, especially of Bernadette LaFont; in opening and closing shots she appears as beautifully lifeless as a butterfly pinned to a card under glass. That she is so emotionally remote is a Chabrol meme, but in this film she has competitors. The household where the action is largely confined is as lively as a wax works. Though they are oddballs for the sake of being odd (and not to move the plot), they are largely inert. 

Then for we trolls there is Lavardin’s bottomless suitcase from which he extracts an endless wardrobe of suits, sport coats, and neckties to put on under the ever-present trench coat. He always looks like he just stepped out of a glossy magazine advertisement and just about as animated. That coat is a parody of the genre from Chabrol, one worn thin with repetition.  

The only life among the ensemble is projected by the sleazy nightclub owner who gives the imbeciles what they what at a premium and the wanna be blackmailer. These two actors inhabit their parts with conviction. Everyone else is so cool and remote as to be different lifeforms.  

Lavardin insinuates himself into the household rather as Maigret would’ve done, but then proceeds to break the china in a way Maigret would not. Moreover, the insertion is automatic and not an accomplishment. No sooner does the inspector appear than he is a guest at the table.  

The idea that Jean Poiret as Lavardin could be a tough guy in the Jean Gabin mould stretches the suspension of disbelief too far.  Snap! He is trop petit et beau for such muscle. Gabin had iron in his soul and it showed on camera, but not this greying pretty boy with designer suits.    

Even more tiresome, Lavardin shows no insight as a detective and is completely surprised by the denouement, but that in no ways dents his smug egotism. That is Chabrol irony, I suppose but it is not very entertaining.  He seems to be degrading the very coin he is spending.  

There was a time when Chabrol could coax some powerful performances from actors and that made his reputation. It was said that he treated the actors as in-role from the start on and off the set.  If I was playing Max, he would call me Max, even at the bar after work. And his treatment would match the character of Max.  

Ditto for L’escargot noir (1988): IMDb overrated 6.9 by 57. While the magnetic Stéphane Audran is listed in the credits and that was enough for me, she has two scenes near the end.  Why bother with such a great player for that.  Hrrumph!  No one in this outing takes the roles seriously, though once again the plot is ingenious and once again, despite his posturing, Lavardin misses the point entirely, even when holding the clincher in his hand, even after a disturbing scene with a grandmother in a church that seems out of place; was it an editing error? It had been obvious from the first 30-minutes who had to be the villain. Once again his suitcase is bottomless. Once again the charms of provincial France are on display.  Once again the viewer leaves the table hungry.  

Double ditto for Maux croisés (1989) rated 6.9 by 10 members of the director’s family, which limps, though the plot idea is neat, the execution is woeful. None of the players take it seriously and the sumptuous spa hotel is barely exploited. The guilty parties might as well have signs pinned on, and the background game show makes even less sense.  Once again the bottomless suitcase is there. One scene is simulated in a rainy Firenze and many of the players speak French with an Italian accent.  

The last was first. I watched last the first instalment of Inspector Lavardin, Cop au Vin (Poulet au vinairgre) (1985), run time of 1 hour and 50 minutes, rated 6.6 by 10 cinematizens. That viewing sequence wasn’t intentional, just the way they came up on the Plex server at home. This one certainly shows the old Chabrol in the first mysterious 45 minutes or so, and offers some splendid performances, one from Stéphane Audran, as an obsessive, manipulative mother of a young man, played by Lucas Belvaux, who is also very well drawn in what was a difficult part to play. Lavardin applies the vinegar in beating a boy and a pensioner to show he is tough, always confident no one will hit back, hiding behind to his police identity card and the director’s assurances. The bottomless suitcase is there.  Others are so tolerant of his violence and enigmatic remarks that they must have been well paid. Some characters seem crucial and then disappear. 

By the way, the musical scores were a major plus in all four episodes.  

Provincial France as shown in these films is whiter than white. Not a hint of tint of the Maghreb is to be seen. Not even a colonial* restaurant is passed in the streets.   

All in all, I was disappointed by the four DVDs. True, there were excellent moments, but like Wagner operas they went on and on and those moments became fewer and farther between. Chabrol’s own obsession with ridiculing the provincial bourgeoisie seems adolescent.  Likewise his contempt for his own character, Lavardin, the lone ranger, who comes out of the mists, wreaks violence, and leaves is very spaghetti western without the parody, wearing thin quickly.  A Maigret he is not.      

P.S.  It is unorthodox in that Flics are usually portrayed in film as fools (Louis de Funès), corrupt thugs (Gérard Depardieu), or square-jawed defenders of the Republic (Jean Reno). I leave the redoubtable Jules Maigret and his many incarnations in a separate and singular class.  

* The first time I patrolled the food floor of the Galerie Lafayette in Paris in 1980, there was a section labeled ‘Cuisine coloniale’ where a few items from IndoChina (rice) and North Africa (harissa) were displayed.  

IMDb meta-data is 11 episodes of 48 minutes each. Ratings are below.

Genre: Hard Boiled.

Verdict: An intoxicating cocktail of cynicism and optimism.

These titles from the second season came my way:

Blackmailers Don’t Shoot rated 7.4 by 53 cinematizens,

Spanish Blood rated 7.2 by 32 cinematizens,

Pick-up on Noon Street rated 7.4 by 34 cinematizens,

Guns at Cyrano’s rated 7.2 by 30 cinematizens,

Trouble is My Business rated 7.5 by 35 cinematizens, and

The Red Wind rated 7.5 by 30 cinematizens. 

From the typewriter of Raymond Chandler this series adapts some of his early short stories for the screen.  A few of these early stories featured Mallory before the gestation of Philip Marlowe in print, but Marlowe has been retrofitted into these scripts. (Word to the wise: the entry on Wikipedia is not useful for the early days of Marlowe.) These are episodes from the second season. My efforts to locate the first series have not (yet) been successful. 

In these outings Marlowe is (retrospectively) the Marlowe of The Big Sleep, tough and cynical, incarnated by Powers Booth (1948-2017), the only Marlowe I have seen who has the bulk, with added jowls and a vocal rasp from all those cigarettes and scotch. Some cluey aficionados rank him as the #2 Marlowe after Bogart. Could be. That’s one toss I won’t argue.

Taken together in these episodes what I noticed is the racial themes in Spanish Blood and Pick-up on Noon Street, and I wondered how closely that aligned with Chandler’s original stories, or was it the production company, HBO, beating the virtue drum?  I don’t recall anything about either Latinos or Blacks from Chandler’s stories, except in the background as gardeners or drivers, maids and servants.  Make of that what one will.  I may have to re-read these stories myself for a refresher.  

There is also a recurrent motif in that the victims of a crime had contrived the crime to gain publicity in the dream factory town, where publicity is oxygen, where if you are not going up then you are going down on the popularity gauge, because someone else is going up on it. That seemed surprisingly current given the great desire of so many people to be victims. 

My personal favourite from this half-dozen is The Red Wind. Its evocation of the Santa Ana wind is a malevolent character in the wings, just off camera, in this drama. It precipitates actions, explains method, and drives the momentum.  If anything this is even more effective on film than on the page. Maury Chaykin, before he went straight and became Nero Wolfe, is as repellant as a Republican Senator, lazy, stupid, corrupt, and greedy.  He positively drips malice off the screen onto the carpet in front of the television. Yuk! (Note he is not in the story but an addition for the screen play and wonderful.) While the screenplay retains all the convolutions, for unknown reasons it changed the context to a political campaign, as was the case also in Spanish Blood. It also changed the colour of the bolero jacket that is crucial to the plot. Change for the sake of change is not limited to management.  

The staging is for television, slow and methodical and that allows for Marlowe’s worldweary voiceovers.  I went shopping for Season One but cannot find it in any of the usual locations. Odd that.  

It is also striking that a man-eating femme fatale is the pivot in all of these stories.  Did Chandler fear women that much.  It sure seems it watching these in a row.  Moreover, the women, though played by different actors, bear a resemblance to each other, but I put that down to the preferences of the casting director for the willowy athlete.  The only one miscast is the lead in Red Wind: The camera looks right through her.  (Every time I encounter this story I react to Marlowe’s closing speech on the pier. It seems ill judged to me. Maybe the flyer could only afford the pearls he bought and dreamed of replacing them sometime with the real thing.  But Marlowe has no truck with dreamers.)

It offers plenty of eye candy with period dress, automobiles, and much location shooting of the vanishing 1930s Hollywood and, more generally, Los Angeles. Love those California Spanish mansions, and the tropical foliage (in which lurk deranged rapists, murderers, black-widow spider women, and drug-addled teenagers).  The cigarette smoking is constant by one and all, as it was then.  Most of all there is the light, the sun, the blue sky above all the depravity.  Sunshine Noir as this style came to be called is aborning in these stories, and some of the quips are gold, if ephemeral, perhaps that is fool’s gold that flashes in the sunlight.   

The user reviews on IMDb are replete with pedants picking errors in the models of cars, street addresses, and other, like essentials. Keeps the trolls busy, anyway.

IMDb meta-data is runtime of 17 minutes, rated 8.2 by 6 cinematizens.

Genre: Sy Fy

Verdict: Charming.

Somewhere in a Latvian potato field Aldis talks to the plants, commending them on their endurance, praising their versatility, luxuriating in their foliage, and cheering them on. This potato field is his canvas, his work, his mission, his wife, his dog, his life. Then one night he sleeps through the crash of an alien spaceship into his field of dreams!  Well, farm work is tiring, making him a heavy sleeper and he missed the impact only to awaken to a loud knock at the door.  

Next thing he knows the long arm of Riga has reached out and evacuated him from his property while the downed spacecraft, which he is told is a weather satellite, is secured. The government offical who moves him is Arn from Prince Valiant working a second job.  Aldis plots with two friends, a married couple, that he stays with while his farm is fenced off for study, to get back among those tubers, because they cannot do without him, nor he without them. The trio try several ruses in good fun to get in, from movie making to a tourist walk through the potato field but the guards will not open the gate to either the costumed film crew or the ersatz tourist.    

Desperate, Aldis goes in via a wormhole burrowing under the fence, and finds a great silver potato (looked like that bean in Chicago to me, but not that big, things in Chicago have to be too big). He politely knocks on the door and it opens wherein he finds an injured alien from Area 51. They communicate, sort of, a mutual goodwill.  All Aldis has is a bag potatoes he just picked and he offers one to the alien. Offer accepted, and the alien bites in, and starts to feel better immediately. Aldis is surprised but he know his potatoes are good.  

Aldis goes back to his potatoes and the alien takes off, disappointing Official Arn before he can use the alien technology to make Latvia great (again).  After haranguing Aldis and his two co-conspirators…he asks for some potatoes to take home!

The slow smile from Aldis is charming, as is the whole deal.    

P.S. We are left to infer that none of the officials bothered to knock.  

IMDb meta-data is 8 episodes of 50 minutes rated 6.2 by 927 cinematizens.  

Genre: Thriller. 

Verdict: Exotic, preachy, and clichéd.   

I gave it a look as my lunch time viewing because of the Greenland setting, and that is superbly realised with a drone and more.  But I gave up when the cop-show clichés just kept coming, piled high. I gave up after 2 1/2 episodes.  

Here are a few: Jurisdiction is more important than solution. The victims may be Swedes but it is Danish territory. Cooperation, no way. Yet a US helicopter is among the first to respond and no comments are made on that?    

Head office pushes the locals out of the way, doing without local knowledge, and proves to be more interested in punishing subordinates than doing the job. Sure I know that is McKinsey Management 101, but it so tired that it creaks.  

An officer has a personal connection for motivation and confusion. Back stories intrude, as if the front story isn’t enough.  

Swedish Foreign Minister says it is time to overthrow governments because they are incapable to reaching agreements in a striking remark that, nonetheless, rings hollow. Meanwhile, we see the incompetence in the jurisdictional disputes that are more important than the crime, by the hierarchy that excludes anyone with local knowledge, the omission of any indigenous peoples from the Arctic Council but then which indigenous people?  Or are all such people uniform across Canada, Russia, Alaska, Finland…?    

The acting is superb but not enough to hold the interest of this jaded viewer.

I also did much tooth-grinding with the inane, repetitive TV commercials. Yes, I am fast with the mute, but not as fast as I would like to be. No FF for broadcast, more is the pity. 

IMDb meta-data is 1 hr and 30 min, rated 5.7 by 7,3817 cinematizens.

Genre: Sy Fy.

Verdict: More!

In 1957 a passing alien travelling the wormhole takes the desert Southwest off ramp for a comfort stop on Earth, but in the rough landing the one-eyed, flesh-consuming Republican Senator on board escapes custody and sets about satisfying its hunger for dolts.

The opening scene mimics the Perseid meteor-watching start of It Came from Outer Space (1953) right down to Richard Carlson’s tweed jacket, heavy eye glasses, pipe, Rhode Island-size steaks on the grill, and the white picket fence between the prefabricated post-war ranch-style house and the sands of the Mojave Desert. Later scenes pay tribute to The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) and The Blob (1958). The reviews I scanned among the sixty-five pinned to the IMDb entry have trouble classifying the film, and that always rankles reviewers who after saying they want creativity then reject it. For my money, it is a tribute to those 1950s films that offered hope and inspiration in throes of the Atomic Age Cold War when a greasy spoon waitress and a pin-headed dope could save the world!

The Ghota (that is, G-O-P to me), the monster, is loose and no one is safe. Not even that shape-sifting impervious meanie from Terminator II. Meanwhile astronomer Ed has incinerated the steaks while gawking at a bright light in the night sky that crashes conveniently close by…and he goes to investigate. [You know the rest.] The local plod is too lazy to climb the rocks to look around and returns to the coffee shop to harass the comely waitress. It is authentic to the 1950s to be sure.

Meanwhile, as townspeople disappear into puddles of brown sludge, the local GOP denies there is a problem. Just some libtard nonsense about alien climate change. After half dozen puddles, plod reluctantly leaves his counter stool and sets out to harass others who have telephoned about an intruder. End of plod, and not a moment too soon. We are now up to puddle seven.

The alien’s is name of Urp – remember that – and he pursues the escapee, Ghota (aka GOP), by taking over the consciousness of Dr Ted, which his wife notices, and attributes to too much reading. Ted-Urp teams up with the waitresses who is much faster on the uptake than anyone else in this low IQ town to corner Ghota. Yes, the climax is in a movie theatre (and involves a vacuum cleaner and some quick, lateral thinking by the waitress), and yes the coda is from the ramp of the space ship. But there is no pipe, because smoking is bad for Ted’s health. When the alien explains himself, he suggests he is a marshall taking a prisoner to the galactic slammer. Get it, Mortimer? (Probably not.)

Then there is the question of polarity. Tantalising.

I wondered why there was so much salt in the theatre closet and then I remembered the ice and snow that would be on the sidewalk three months a year. In the desert Southwest. Hum.

Loved it.

Sorry to say that Royal Danno (1922-1994) was not available to reprise his role as farmers Green from Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1984) or Wrenchmuller from Spaced Invaders (1990), but Tom McBeath earns his agricultural credentials as the first puddle and the dog survives as it should. Robert Patrick is true to life as the menacing, surly, and incompetent plod but no match for Richard Vernon from Killer Klowns for being despicable. The ensemble acting is firmly in-role as they say on the boards. No one breaks the fourth wall. Right down to the sheriff who was exhausted by answering the phone, once.

The Mojave Desert in British Columbia doesn’t work, despite the camera filters, but who cares. The cinematography is candy coloured and I got to like it as somehow of the time and place. The Prologue adds nothing, but, well, it made sense to someone but that was not me.

IMDb meta-data is 6 minutes, rated 6.2 by 60 cinematizens.

Genre: SciFi

Verdict: Coker.

Another winner from DUST. 

A ‘Crop and Hop Circle Tour’ mini-bus with a half-dozen UFO enthusiasts on board roams the cornfields of southern England, while the cynical tour guide mouths the nonsense script about aliens with much eye-rolling and snide asides, but it is what the punters paid for. Then the vehicle breaks down as darkness falls, the real fun begins. Is this Jurassic Park? Are there agricultural Banksys?  Will the tinfoil hat do any good?  These and other questions emerge quick smart. Check it out on You Tube.   

IMDb meta-data is runtime of 1 hour and 23 minutes, rated 6.4 by 7,087 cinematizens.

Genre: Sy Fy.

Verdict:  Old Gold.

The Skyhook program of communication and weather (sure) satellites is not going well.  Eleven Air Force rockets have gone up to deploy satellites and eleven have come crashing down.  Low bid contractors indeed. Yet they should work, according to sweaty Hugh in the desert southwest.  Well, try, try, try again he concludes and fires up number twelve. Some budget.  

En route to hit the next red button his car is buzzed by a big optical illusion.  Sure.  He is not a man to jump to the conclusions of his own eyes.  He proceeds to the red button.

While he is thus engaged a Big Optical Illusion (BOI is code for UFO) lands at the base and blasts it into special effects unbeknownst to bunkered Hugh who only has eyes for the red button.  The redoubtable Morris Ankrum is carried off by the BOI for a session of scrambled Eggheads.  

While the Illusionists had tried to contact Hugh earlier when their BOI buzzed his car to arrange a meeting, his cell phone battery was dead and he didn’t get the text. So when the Illusionists landed the immediate reaction is bang! Bang! Now that rings true. Intruder!  Kill!  Whereas I thought maybe they came to lend Hugh some batteries. It is all hot Cold War. There is no negotiation with the Illusionists, but a rush to prepare a new and more deadly weapon. This weapon involves projecting heavy metal music at the UFOs causing them to go all hysterical. Whoops.  Just made that up.  Do pay attention.  

The immediate response is shoot to kill. 

Aside: When wondering why no aliens have contacted us, ponder that. Maybe they have been watching our historical tapes, and knowing what to expect by way of reception and so have steered well clear of this rock where the rule is shoot first and read the script later. 

Back to the action! We soon discover by tapping their telephones that the Illusionists did not come for the fast food, but rather to conquer, but only after we have killed at least one, though we find out nothing about them except that they are fragile, few, and past retirement age.  Are they fleeing from a world ruined by Republicans?  By climate change?  By Hillary Clinton?  The Mendoza Line?  All of the above? 

Now if Sy Fy stalwart Richard Carlson had been the lead, there would have doubts, questions, very scientific head scratching, tweed jackets, debates, pipes, and – oh hum.  Or if it had been John Agar, well, we would have all fallen asleep. But Hugh is a gung-ho soldier-scientist whose wife salutes him before and after. See, I did it again: made something up.  The ever grumpy Hugh Marlowe was an odd choice for the hero, but he played the material well enough. He is better, however, as a sinister but cowardly villain, in say The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) or Seven Days in May (1964). 

But there were four masters of the crafts at work here, the aforementioned actor, the cadaverous Morris Ankrum, Curt Siodmak is credited as writer, technical effects by wizard Ray Harryhausen, and ventriloquist Paul Frees does the narration and the alien-speak.  These four all have well-earned Sy Fy credentials. Harryhausen’s flying saucers set the mould for those BOIs (UFOs) to come.  Siodmak’s aliens, though undeveloped, stayed with this viewer, as did Frees’s cadence.  And Morris, well, he has become an old friend.   

I came across an HD coloured version on You Tube and watched it again. When reading about it, there is a rumour of a re-make with Midget Tom playing himself, an alien.  That informative and reliable Finnish web site Scifist has not yet got to it, but I hope it will one of these days. 

I saw it first in Lexington (KY) with cousin Don about 1956, and remember those spacesuits vividly.  And, yes, I have commented on this before.  See the 2 November 2017 post for an even more detailed discussion.  

Shelved (2013)

IMDb meta-data is 5 minutes 39 seconds runtime, rated by 6.5 by 59 cinematizens. 

Genre: Sy Fy.

Verdict: Droll.

Another Kiwi winner on DUST. In a little over five minutes Shelved establishes character(s), context, and leads to a denouement. Nice. There are also some superb animations that are integral to the story rather than substitutes for it, as is very often the case on DUST where the means becomes the end. The result in Shelved is a kind of anti-Real Humans, the Swedish sy fy series reviewed earlier on this very blog, which also featured a warehouse crew.