Ron Hansen, Hitler’s Niece (1999).  

Ron Hansen, Hitler’s Niece (1999).  

The versatile novelist Ron Hansen strikes again.  One change of pace after another from his ‘Mariette in Ectasy’ to ‘Isn’t it Romantic,’ the first a study religious devotion in a turn of the century convent and the second a contemporary screwball comedy and this, an examination of the BEAST seen through the eyes of one of his very few relatives, a niece of his half-sister.  

It concentrates on the period between 1919 and early 1930 and is based on biographical details integrated by the novelist’s creative imagination spun into a tale of obsession, confusion, and colossal egotism.  Hitler is almost human on occasion, but almost always playing a role to elicit the response he wanted from individuals at this early stage of his career.  Pandering to some; bullying others; reasoning with a few; avuncular briefly.  

I have never read anything about or by this the most famous man of the twentieth century, Adolph Hitler, so it was all new to me. The messianic self-confidence from the early 1920s on that he was Germany (‘Du bist Deutschland,’ as Hess always said), punctuated by lapses into exhaustion and doubt (human weakness) followed by a resurgence of manical energy.  

The fulcrum of the novel is the niece Geli’s seduction by his aura, the prestige, and material wealth he increasing commands with his periodic moods of sexual attraction to her and then revulsion from her.  She became a canary in gilded cage.  Spoiled and then abused by turns, and at crucial moments lacking the will to break away when that might still have been possible. 

This tension allows the author to offer an enlivened biography of Hitler, the man, through these crucial years.  He had at the start an iron self-control in public, and volcanic temper tantrums in private, but as his success seemed to be more and more certain, the line between public and private became porous when he discovered that he could get away with everything and still be hailed a genius.  The temper tantrums were unleashed in his tirades.  

Hansen gives us Rudolph Hess, Jospeh Göbbles, Hermann Göring, and others, all mesmerised by Hitler’s charismatic personality.  ‘Charisma’ is a tried and trite word these days, and I try never to use it, yet there is no doubt it applied here.  Hess and the others simply melt in Hitler’s presence, losing their wills and personalities.  

The same for the thousands in the audiences of his harangues, though at a greater distance, they too are also compelled, lifted out of themselves by his oratory.  Hansen shows all of this, disgusting as it is, to be genuine, authentic.  There is no cynical or instrumental calculation to explain their adherence, obedience, and the ensuing terrible deeds.  

Long before he became Chancellor this man Hitler had a power over people that was tangible though invisible.  There is the mystery at the core that continues to fascinate.  After the explanations of time and circumstances are exhausted there is still that element left that defies conventional explanation.  

Yes, there were aristocrats, financiers, and industrial barons who thought they could manipulate this rabble rouser to combat the menace of communism, and then discard him,  but they, too, as they drew nearer to him soon enough willingly submitted to his will.  Scenes in which Hitler seems almost by intention to turn on his magnetic gaze — think Superman engaging his X-Ray vision — and bring to heel a millionaire, a full general, an heiress, a professor, all his intellectual, organisational, and social superiors bowing down to this corporal without an education, a grating Austrian accent, a crude manner, a message dripping with the crudest vitriol is …. astounding.  There can be no other explanation but that word ‘charisma.’  As an illustration of that phenomenon the novel is a case study of that C Factor. (Charisma, for those who have not been paying attention.)

In David Fraser’s ‘Knight’s Cross: the Life of Erwin Rommel’ (1994, p. 433) is an occasion when the war in July 1943 is going badly and Rommel had doubts about its conduct which as a good soldier he stifled, is scheduled to go to Berlin. This trip he welcomes because, he said, he would warm himself by the Fuher’s radiance, something like that.  It is a wistful, school-girl-with-a-crush kind of remark made by a decent man who knew better and yet he could not help himself.  He, like so many others, near or far, was hopelessly and helplessly in love with one Adolph Hitler.

There are many memorable scenes and events.  Perhaps the best, for this reader, is the description of one of his early speeches.  Hitler is tight as a spring before hand, nervous, angry, best avoided.  He has ten pages he takes to the rostrum microphone in the hall with a crowd of three thousand.  We later learn that on each pages is a bullet point in 30 words or so to act as a cue.  He begins…  The tirade mounts, it is becomes ever explicit about what the problem is what is to be done about it, and that Hitler along sees the problem clearly and is willing to act on it.  He rants for more than two hours.  The reaction is spontaneous and tumultuous.  This is early in his career, there is nothing coerced about hate response as would be the case later.  He has electrified a nerve shared by members of this crowd – the western nations are eating Germany and Germans alive through their despicable agents – the Jews, Jews and Communist are one and the same, wicked orientals.  

After his speech, whisked away to his car where he is seen to be drenched in sweat, reeking of emanations, exhausted, pale, his gaze unfocussed, twitching in throes.  this description reminded me of Biblical accounts of John the Baptist channeling God’s will.  It nearly killed him, but do he must.  The messianic element is manifest.  

Some were resistant to his appeal like Geli herself, and they paid the price, but they seemed ever fewer.  

Surprising was the cunning in which at times Hitler suppressed his compulsive urge to preach anti-semitism in an election campaign so as not to frighten off the voters.  But by that time, like the racism that inhabits contemporary American politics, it was so well embedded that it need not be said for it was communicated by code.  The red star of communism was also the Star of David. To attack communism was implicitly to attack Jews even if they were not specifically mentioned.  

False notes, there are a few.  The most striking to me was the way Emile at the end seems not to be bothered by Geli’s death.  

Ron Hansen

Minor missteps?  I wondered about the reference to a crossword puzzle in 1927 when the first crossword did not appeal in the ‘London Times’ until 1930, and the crossword was an Anglo-American invention.  There is also a reference to a zinfandel-coloured carpet.  I stopped at this, because the zinfandel grape skin is black and the use of it as a wine grape is American.  (Yes, I know it has a long history and has been used in Croatia for centuries, but I doubt a German in 1927 would reach that far for a colour.  I also found jarring the reference to kaiser rolls and Ferragamo shoes. The kaiser roll is Austrian and may be named for a baker, not The Kaiser.  Ferragamo started making shoes in Florence in 1927 and went bust in 1933, to be reopened in the 1950s, leaving unsure that Geli could buy such shoes in a shop in destitute Munich in 1928.  

One contrast to Hitler as shown in these pages is Charles De Gaulle who also felt himself to be the saviour of his country and with a kingsize sense of his own importance  as a result, and yet he seems modest, even self-effacing in comparison.  I read Jean LeCourture’s multi-volume biography of Le Grand Charles.  He did not use up people and then murder them when it was convenient as Hitler often did, like Ernst Röhm among many others.

Mad, bad, and dangerous.

Jacqueline de Romilly, The Life of Alcibiades: Dangerous Ambition and the Betrayal of Athens (1995).

Good Reads meta-data is 228 pages, rated 4.18 by 139 litizens. 

Genre: Biography.

DNA: Greece.

Verdict: Superb.

Tagline: Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

If a single person dominates Thucydides’ History of the Peloponnesian War it is Alcibiades (450 BCE- 404 BCE).  Larger than life, he is a mercurial figure, a shapeshifter, born an Athenian, become a Spartan, then a Persian, again an Athenian, and finally nothing but himself.  Each metamorphosis he made, he betrayed. Even knowing that, the next host welcomed him, and soon enough he betrayed that one, too. His motto must have been ‘All for me, and me for me, too. End.’ (Thanks to Michael Neylan for that phrasing.)

In fact, I grew weary and confused in following de Romilly’s map of his duplicitous and constant self-serving. The twists and turns come fast and furious: U-turns, hairpins, swerves, one-eighties, esses, reversals with spin, and more. 

Teacher’s pet of Socrates and adopted son of Pericles, born an aristocrat with gifts of the gods in wealth, health, appearance, physique, and so on, he was also vain, arrogant, tempestuous, conniving, egoistical, solipsistic, and….a completely spoiled only child.  

With a tongue of electrum, time after time he talked his way out of his own lies.  At one point he demanded Athens change its regime to suit him, and that is what happened but by then he had grown bored and had himself changed sides again. At times he was a fervent exponent of Athenian democracy and at other times an equally fervent exponent of Athenian oligarchy.  And on one occasion he was both at once.  

I struggled for a sporting metaphor to describe him.  He changed team uniforms with record speed, but also positions of the field and sports at will. He was so versatile he could play both for an against himself to the cheers of the crowd. 

(No good? Do better.)    

Were he a fictional character, he would be unbelievable. Fiction has to be credible, but reality does not and that maxim applies to Alcibiades. De Romilly, too, is at times at a loss to understand why he got away with it time after time.  All she can do is repeat that he did.  See also David Stuttard, Nemesis: Alcibiades and the Fall of Athens (2018).

The obvious comparison is Achilles in the Iliad whose astonishing attributes have a divine explanation.  

* * *

On our visit to Athen in the Agora Museum I saw a shield with his name Ἀλκιβιάδης scratched into the forearm brace. Later at a virtual museum (the name of which I have forgotten but which must be recorded in the travel diary on the shelf) we saw an interactive video about ostracism and I cast my vote for Al to go. In the Kerameikos I saw the tombstone for his first wife, Hipparete. His is a long shadow.  

He is a major character in Shakespeare’s Timon of Athens, and in many novels, particularly Mary Renault’s The Last of the Wine (1956). Al has entered fantasy in Paul Levinson’s Sierra Waters time travelling series. There Alcibiades found someone else to believe his endless stream of lies. 

Strangely, his name on the IMDb yields scant returns. He could give Hollywood lessons.  Per Michael Netyan.

Jacqueline de Romilly

P.S. Madame de Romilly née David was 82 when she published this book in French. For the agrégation in 1936 she had learned Greek. Thereafter she stayed in the Greek world with a Sorbonne PhD on Thucydides, part of which was written while hiding in Aix-en-Provenance from the Vichy police rafle searching for Jews to murder.

The dissertation was reworked and became her magna opus as Thucydides and Athenian Imperialism (1947). It is one of her more than thirty titles on ancient and classical Greece. I saw her give a public lecture in 1980 in a campaign to stimulate popular interest in the past. A place near the Sorbonne now bears her name.  

State of Emergency (2024) Vyjimecny stav

IMDb meta-data is a runtime of 1h and 41m, rated 5.4 by 115 cinematizens.

Genre: Satire; Species: dramedy. 

DNA: Czech.

Verdict: [Gasp!]

Tagline: The story must go on…and on.

Czech Radio correspondent from a civil war in the Middle East makes a surprise return to his home in Prague, fearing his wife’s infidelity during his long absence.  She, too, is a journalist at Czech Radio. 

His fevered imagination misinterprets everything and he goes ballistic, confirming his worst fears, but he has to keep up the pretence of reporting on the spot from a state of emergency in Arabia.  Ingenuity and laughs follow, as does his wife’s incredulity, exasperation, (im)patience, and then enthusiasm for the project.  The deception is a circle as the television news plagiarises the radio news which plagiarises the news services and the television which plagiarises both. And repeat.  

Some of the humour is adult, and there is some gratuitous violence at the end, but the result is upbeat.  If you have seen His Girl Friday (1940) you get the idea, and if you haven’t: why not?  

There is side story with a school teacher about disinformation that seemed tacked on and not integrated, and the final shootout started as farce and ends up with cadavers.    

Most of this dramedy takes places in the apartment so there was no Prague travelogue to remind us of our visit there. 

 ***

Speaking of patience, mine was stretched.  This was the finale of the Czech & Slovak film festival at the local Dendy, it began an hour late while we sheep sat and waited. Grumble, grumble.  

Eugene M. McCarthy, The Department (2012)

Good Reads meta-data is 339 pages, rated 4.25 by four litizens.

Genre: Krimi.

DNA: Georgia, USA.

Verdict: Acute. 

Tagline: Petunia did it, and how!

A hapless graduate student in a genetics PhD program observes the ignorant, solipsistic, corrupt, narcissistic, venal, alcoholic members of the department who ingest illegal substances, give rabbits lesson in libido, cheat and lie in research, and hate each other, enslave grad students, while the student befriends a gun-toting house maid, a voodoo practicing untenured English professor, a jive-talking janitor with occult powers and a cartographic knowledge of drain pipes, and then there is the soon-to-be, and sooner-not-to-be, Doctor Frankenstein.  

The touch is light but the macabre ending is not. Be forewarned. 

Here are some of les bons mots, many of them quotations from literature. The author is clearly a reader of far more than genetics research. 

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‘To come with a well-informed mind is to come with an inability of administering,’ quoth Jane Austen in Northanger Abbey

He was a monk of science, who devoted himself to his calling, ignoring minor matters of light, air, sleep, or food.

Only fiction has to seem possible, reality does not.

Words advanced to convince her were doomed soldiers sent on a suicide mission.

To quote Confucius: ‘The wise man is informed in what is right. The inferior man is informed in what will pay.’  No prizes for guessing which sort dominates the academy in these pages.

Most men believe to be true whatever they want to be true. So said Caesar. he could say it today as long as he includes women.

Always to be right, always to trample forward, and never to doubt. William Thackeray, Vanity Fair might have been describing the successful professoriate.  

Each day I received four or five emails from the university designed to relieve it of all responsibility for anything I might do or not do or think about doing or have done in the past. Daily, it disowned me and my works. 

How void of reason are men, said Seneca. (Had he been watching Fox News?) 

They may plan to burn you at the stake, but they begin with innocuous questions. 

Selfishness has to be forgiven because there is no cure, Jane Austen, Mansfield Park.

How few know their own good, and fewer still who purse it, John Dryden in his introduction to Juvenal’s Satire X.

No amount of money is compensation for the grind of graduate school.  (Amen. Hardest thing I ever did.) 

To hate all the hate-worthy people leaves one no energy for anything else, Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies in Pessimism.

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Gupta and I also did some vocabulary building: valetudinarian, maleficent, undulant, diurnal, stellate, arithmomania, flensed, eldritch, professosis, hebetade, ethology, soi-disant, and more.  (Yes, some are coinages.) 

Eugene M McCarthy

I see from the author’s Research Gate entry that he has retired from the lists of competition for research grants. Therein he describes this book as ‘a satire of academic life, based largely on my own experience (with names changed to protect the guilty).’  He is not going to be applying for more research grants after this delightful hatchet job.  

I certainly recognised some of the personalities from my part of the jungle.  

I read it during our stay at the zoo. Seemed fitting, right, Petunia?  

Barbara M. Gill, Seminar for Murder (1985)

Good Reads meta-data is pages rated by litizens.

Genre: krimi,

DNA: Brit.

Verdict: Too many villains.  

Tagline: Who let the dog out? And why? 

Plod goes to an annual crime writers seminar (of 30 participants) to comment on the technical aspects of murder in the five krimis nominated for this year’s prize awarded by the sponsor of this seminar. In each case he faults the descriptions of the murders. The writers, each of whom is present, react to his critique in different ways. One welcomes it as a free professional consultation. Others pretend indifference, and another is passive aggressive hostile. A fifth stomps out of the room at the first quibble. (Yes, I felt like I had attended that seminar.)  

The prize awarded; murder ensues. There is an Ellery Queen story with this setting that is lighter and brighter.   

The authors and their companions are described, including the companion dog of one of them, along with some of the thirty attendees.    

There are loose ends aplenty. Unconvincing characters who are also uninteresting and hard to tell apart rendered in forced prose.  Yikes.  I chose it for the ostensible academic setting, but that offered poor consolation. 

B M Gill

Gill wrote many other krimis, using other pseudonyms. Her birth name was Barbara M Gill but she also used Margaret Blake and Barbara Gilmour.

Read during our stay at the zoo.

Will Scales, The Seminar Murders (2023).

Good Reads meta-data is 242 pages, rated 5.0 by two litizens. 

Genre: krimi.

DNA: Bristol, UK

Verdict:  Uphill.  

Tagline: Deviants all. 

Delightful chapter headings accompanied by epigrams from poetry, song, training manuals and other sources of high and low literature.  These are worth the effort to read the book.

Yes, I did find it an effort.  Much of it is presented in police interview transcripts – boring.  The same person may be interviewed four or five times, and each time states her legal name and address, place of employment….   

One of the police officers has hormonal surges that seem, well, adolescent in a trained-up cop.  

It has an excellent plot all the same, and I enjoyed the descriptions of the academics, though I did not notice a seminar.  The pompous, opinionated, solipsistic, alcoholic, and lecherous are all on parade.  I certainly recognised some of them.  

I did get muddled up about the presence of high school students.  No doubt I blinked when that was explained.  But there were a lot of explanations and I skipped many on the assumption they were padding and not blocks in the plot wall.  

I hope the author has more to offer.  

Read while disporting at the Retreat in Taronga Park Zoo.

Masateru Konishi, My Grandfather the Master Detective (2023)

Good Reads meta-data is 336 pages, rated 3.74 by 943 citizens 

Genre: Krimi.

DNA: Japan.

Verdict: Unusual.

Tagline: Tell me a story.  

Dutiful granddaughter visits her aging grandfather regularly.  He has an unusual form of dementia (which is described in some detail for clinicians) and to hedge against that she plays a game with him that he used to play with her when she was a child.  The poser provides two or three details, and the respondent has to make up a story based on that.  I might say there is a blue house with a red bicycle parked in front of it on a rainy day.  Now weave a short story based on that information.  

One day on her way to visit her grandfather, she sees an assault and an innocent bystander who went to the aid of the victim is arrested by the police who mistakenly suppose he is the perpetrator.  This all happens far across a river and before she can get to the other side everyone is gone. Later the police show no interest in her claims because they have the culprit and she was so far away, but she is sure.

She puts this information to her grandfather and asked him to weave it into a story. He does. She checks it out…. Hmm. She finds further clues and asks him to elaborate the story with them.  He does.  She checks and adds more.  He elaborates further. Voilà! She does the legwork to feed him intel and he moves the pieces of information around until everything clicks into. Think of Archie and Nero and there it is. She does Archie’s legwork and he does Nero’s cogitation. 

There are four more such crime problems, the last being close to home.  

Masateru Konishi

It is a charming set up and a delightful premise.  That the old man has visions at times when he telling the stories adds to the fun as she has to sort those out to follow the thread.    

While we had a long birthday weekend at the Retreat in the Taronga Park Zoo with a harbour view room, we took the 100 bus down Military Road to Mosman and had coffee and a stroll.  We went to Hartog’s Books where I acquired this title. (Some historians think Dutchman Derk Hartog was the first European to see Australia, the northwest coast, or even Rottnest Island off Perth.) 

The Blue Hammer

The Blue Hammer (1975) by Ross Macdonald

GoodReads meta-data is 270 pages, rated 4.0 by 2,330 litizens.

Genre: krimi.

DNA: SoCal.

Verdict: Chapeaux!

Tagline: Families divided!

Archer is hired to recover a stolen painting but that quickly develops into something far more deadly.  Thirty years ago in an Arizona desert the painter’s illegitimate half brother was beaten to death, nearly beyond identification. Ten years ago, at the height of his creativity and sales, the painter himself disappeared. Presumed now to be dead. There will be more deaths to follow in the here and now, unless Archer can put the jigsaw puzzle together working from the edges inward. 

When reading an Archer novel, if a drunken blowhard boasts of his long ago high school football triumphs, pay attention because somewhere later that fact will fit into the plot.  When a clerk at a liquor store hesitates in replying to a question about the shop next door, the silence says it all. When comments about how aging changes a person are made that is thread to follow.

There are some of the signature features of Ross Macdonald’s Archer stories.  An archeological murder in the dim past.  A few mixed up youngsters in their twenties.  Half-truths, lies, and secrets.  But a new twist is that Archer is falling in love with a newspaper woman, and that makes him vulnerable, and confused.  

The title comes late in the piece and is worth waiting for because it heralded the end for Archer himself in the 18th and last of the Archers.  

I read it first in the year of publication and it stayed with me.  

I read the One (1) star reviews to remind myself why the aliens will never make contact with humanity.  

I re-read while we spend a long weekend at the Taronga Park Zoo retreat with a harbour view room.

The Greatest Lie (2026)

The Greatest Lie (2026) on DUST.

Runtime of 21m, listed on IMDb without meta-data.

DNA: USA. 

Verdict: Ripped from today’s headlines! 

Tagline: Amos 8:11-12.  

Heavily armed and armoured police assault children and murder mothers for the crime of reading!  Is it Florida or Texas? Can’t decide which. It depicts bleak future dominated by illiterate bullies. Or maybe that is today. You be the judge.

To those who know.  

Howard Shaw, Death of a Don (1981).


Good Reads meta-data is 187 pages, rated by 2.67 by a measly 3 litizens.  


Genre: krimi; Species: Academic.


DNA: Oxbridge.


Verdict: Dry.


Tagline: Pass the port to the left and the sherry to the right.


It opens with a discussion of Thomas Hobbes! Regrettably Hobbes makes only one more appearance near the end.  Still that opening soupçon was bait enough to hook me.  


But wait! There’s more.  No sooner is Brother Hobbes consulted than the foregathered Dons unite in rejecting Sociology and all sociologists!  I began to wonder if the author had the University of Sydney in mind. 


In 1974 when my shadow darkened the door of the University of Sydney the Vice Chancellor of the day repeatedly declared his determination to keep out the barbarian sociologists clamouring at the sandstone gates of the quadrangle. It was also a time when we endured weekly faculty meetings wherein colleagues lectured we of the hapless hosts on the errors, mortal and venal of those who did not drink but the waters of neo-classical economics.  These sinners all were ‘sociologists’ by many other names!  This subtext was loud, clear, and repeated weekly.  


Max Weber, Emil Durkheim, Harriet Martineau, Mary Douglas, and company be damned!  Derive those demand curves!


(Aside, an acolyte of that faith said to me once that original research in economics was impossible because all was known.  No, I am afraid he wasn’t kidding. So pure are they of the faith that when we had a Nobel Prize winner in Economics visit, few of the local economists bothered to attend his lecture or seminar, because he was not one of them. He was…shudder…a psychologist who studied the economic behaviour of people! People! Such was completely irrelevant to those who preferred faith to facts.)  


Now back to the action:  The foibles, ego centrisms, obsessions of the denizens of a fictitious but very realistic Oxford college are paraded and  parodied. Well, most scholars are self-parodying in their own microcosms. This college is old fashioned even by Oxford standards.  In my aforementioned days colleagues assured me Sydney was second only to Oxford, and now I begin to see why.  We operated according to two rules.  Rule One – everyone/thing here is excellent. Rule Two – don’t question the first rule.  


Leachers, idlers, incompetents, narcissists, blackmailers, egotists, drones, preachers, and deluded wielded their vices. Pareto’s keep the boat afloat, barely. 


In addition to its protected species of academics with arcane ranks and specialities there are students, who typically do not figure in the story, porters, administrators, and the visitors. Some of that later cross the stage.  


This well-ordered world is jarred by the need to raise money for its long-neglected physical plant, starting with the roof of the chapel no one attends in this secular age.  A professional fund raiser arrives to take stock of the needs and prospects. He expects members of the college to assist in this project in their own common interest and is puzzled by their unwillingness to lift a finger for the greater good.  Clearly he has not spent much time among this congregation or he would not have been surprised by this solipsism.  


Then comes a second and greater shock when one of the oldest and most senile Fellows of the college is murdered in the library where he goes to sleep away the day between meals.  


Enter plod who ever so deftly and politely asks questions. Being questioned, [shudder…] by an outsider is not something these cosseted men can abide, but needs must. Yes, they are all men. 


Among their number is one person whom they all despise – the only thing they agree on –  and soon every finger of blame is pointed at him. The plot thickens when it becomes apparent that he could not possibly have done it.  


Yikes.  


Plod plods on. 


By the way, Plod is Inspector Barnaby.  Yep. Same as….  (If you don’t know, then you don’t know. Got it?)


It was highly recommended in Jacques Barzun and Wendell Taylor’s A Catalogue of Crime (1989), so I went looking for it.  Glad I did.