Test pilota Pirxa

Pilot Pirx’s Inquest (Test pilota Pirxa) (1979)

IMDb meta-data is a runtime of 1 hour and 35 minutes, rated 6.4 by 916 cinematizins.

Genre: Sci Fi; Species: Red.

Verdict: Mixed

Space flight is routine, but Pirx is offered an unusual assignment by the United Nations.  He is to captain a crew on a tricky mission to do some stunt flying through the Cassini rings of Saturn for some reason or other. That is the mission, but the purpose is to test the crew of five, one of whom is…Leon Trotsky!  No, just kidding to see if readers are awake.  But one of the crew is…a woman!  Aha, got you there.  No, nothing that radical.  But one of the crew is inhuman! Yes, it is a Republican Senator. 

Still with me?  

One of the crew is an android that is so human-like that it cannot be detected by any means short of dissection.  The mission is a test of this android to see how well it works with the other members of the crew and performs its role. It will pass itself off as human by acting stupid!  None of the others will know there is a tin man among them. Ha! except They all know from the get-go. So much for Top Secret. 

Pyrex – it was inevitable that either I or the autocorrect would fix his name – is reluctant to undertake this test but is persuaded by some reverse psychology when a commercial interest try to scare him off.  We never see these villains again after act one. Why is he reluctant?  No idea. There is some background noise about bots taking human jobs. Bad scab bots!  

He should have listened to himself because instead of preparing the mission for the trick flying he spends all his time trying to figure out which one is Mr Data, the tin man. He is totally preoccupied with this identification.  While he pins up a woman’s picture on his bunk we have no idea who she is. Evidently, neither did he.  

The crew members know one of them is tin, and several assure the captain that it is not them, while another says he is it. It descends into a soapy space opera with all this confessing.  

It seems to be three movies edited into one.  First, we have the UN project and commercial interest who recruit Pyrex.  Then we have the mission.  Finally, we have a court of inquiry at the end that tells some of the mission story in retrospect. The continuity is, well, discontinuous.  

With these chopping and changing, no character develops, motivations remain unknown, why does the tin man go bonkers? Maybe he read the script. Oops spoiler, rewind and delete.  What is the inquiry about?

The production values at the outset and on the mission are good, but by the time we get to the court of inquiry we have a vast empty room because all the furniture must have been sold. The incidental signage is in English on exits, fire doors, stop signs, and the like.  One scene was shot on location at Aéroport Charles de Gaulle, and another in a French chateau. That is expensive location shooting. The portrayal of the commercial interest is crude, but seems to offer some social criticism of the capitalist west, as does a scene in a topless bar that is there only to be there, though it did briefly arouse the fraternity brothers.  It is supposed to be a din of capitalist sin crowded with folk, jiving to decadent music in a vast room.  But there cannot be more than a dozen revellers going through the motions with mechanical precision at one end of an otherwise empty room. 

By the way, most of the crew have anglo names: Harry Brown, John Calder, John Otis, and the other one.  

The biggest problem is why Pyrex is so focussed on the identity of the tin man and not on doing the job. By the way, women figure in the story as receptionists and dancers in the bar scene.  That’s it.  As above, we do not even get the ritualistic love interest for Pyrex.  

To some extent Soviet science fiction differs from that the United States.  Whereas in US science fiction space is full of threats, invaders, monsters, asteroids to destroy earth, ghosts, or black-widow vixens, wizards, man-eating flora, and so on. It is up to one or two intrepid Americans to fend off these menaces. When the unstoppable Roger Corman bought Soviet science fiction films and recut them with new dubbed sound tracks for the D (as in drive-in) market, he inevitably cast them as Americans battling a hostile universe, like something straight out of Thomas Hobbes’s Leviathan. No doubt he did so on the assumption that was what the audience wanted.    

Soviet science fiction is more likely to emphasise international cooperation, and when aliens are encountered it is because they need help which the Soviets offer. (Maybe Ukrainians should try to pass themselves off as aliens.) Tensions arise from conflicts among the crew or psychosis, and less often from external threats, apart from the difficulty of space flight itself and evil Westerners. The Soviet films are often much more realistic about space flight. They seldom feature banana chairs on the flight deck, walks on Mars with scarves for face masks, or navigation with a 12-inch school ruler – all of which I have seen in Yankee SF. These red films seem dedicated to showing what the audience should know, not what it wanted to see. These generalisations rest on the maybe half-a-dozen USSR films I have seen and of course there are plenty of exceptions.    

Cyborg 2087

Cyborg 2087 (1966) 

IMDb meta-data is runtime is 1 hour and 26 minutes (it seemed far longer), rated 5.2 by 540 generous souls.  

Genre: Sy Fy; Species: Time Travel; Subspecies: Cold War.

Verdict: Ed Wood did better.

Klaatu is back with another silver suit.  This alien does not look a day older and has — contrary to the laws of physics — not gained weight since his 1951 visit which ended with his death. He’s better now.  Diet or die? 

Things are not going too well in 2087, Republicans have taken over regulating everything in the name of small government, even which orifices are used for….   Moreover, the two-minute hate has been extended to 24-hours a day. In the name of god. 

However, a plucky but silent gang has decided to kill the butterfly that started it all, by sending a mindless Cyborg back in time to eliminate the scientist – it is always a scientist messing things up! – who invented Republicans when he mixed noxious chemicals and left them to themselves while he watched Gilligan’s Island. Since the professor is marooned, it up to the Cyborg. 

The cast list has a collection of experienced character actors who have little or nothing to do: Harry Carey Jr, usually seen in Westerns; Warren Stevens, back from the forbidden planet; Wendell Corey, slurring words after lunch again; Eduard Franz, adding European authenticity to the mumbo jumbo science; and Karen Steele another Westerner, as a PhD from SWU (Script Writers University).   

The production is ponderous, threadbare, humourless, sanctimonious, and more boring than watching cement set (because with it there is always a chance bird might land on it, a dog run across it, a cricket ball plop into it, or something, but here there is no chance of anything happening). The screenplay is a void of both thought and deed.  The production values came from Filene’s Basement. The camera work reveals just how cheap and empty the sets are, and many of the extras were recruited at a senior citizens club, it would seem, so slowly do they move without the Zimmer frames. The director must have been at the Prozac. 

We have seen time travel aplenty, and the theme of a future agent returning to head off disaster has been done very well but not here.  After Klaatu killed the dog, I turned him in to the SPCA and let the movie run with the sound down, just in case something caught my attention. Nope. (Yes, I know we later learn the dog just passed out from boredom and revived, but…well, any excuse to stop the pain was welcome.)  One of the best on this to-the-rescue-time-travelling-theme is Harlan Ellison’s ‘Demon with a Glass Hand’ (Outer Limits 1964) which can be found on You Tube.

Michael Rennie’s career must have an explanation.  His IMDb credits do not match his on-screen presence:  Tall, chiseled features, confident, well spoken, trim, commanding.  Yet his movies are mostly B and C, if that. Klaatu was probably his biggest and best role, and it was downhill thereafter to this one.  Yes I know he can’t act but that has never been a drawback in Hollywood, and his wooden countenance is perfect for soulless cyborg. He looks as bored as I felt but the show went on and on and he stayed awake unlike the dog. What a trouper! 

Shame

Skammen (Shame) (1968)

IMDb meta-date is runtime of 1 hour and 43 minutes, rated 8.0 by 14,001 cinematizens.

Genre: Drama.

Verdict: Bleak.

A bickering couple on a remote island become pawns in a civil war.  

For reasons unknown these two concert violinists have retired from the world to grown lingonberries, not to be confused with cloud berries. They live in a dilapidated farm house with an unreliable car and erratic telephone service. Their only contact with the world beyond the island is a radio that has been accidentally knocked to the floor so often that it seldom works.  When they go to market with the berries, others speak of tensions and conflicts, but this couple lives in a world apart as they pick at the scabs of past infidelities, real or imagined; disappointments, large and small; and petty irritations, chronic and occasional. No voices are raised but the low level abrasion is continuous. 

The world comes to them when the war intrudes.  Once famous concert musicians, they make good headlines as each side by turns coerces them into propaganda statements. They have no knowledge or interest in the conflict except to survive so they can continue their mutually assured abrasion.

These political details are irrelevant to that Ingmar Bergman fixation with human relationships.  Can their relationship survive this trauma?  Should it?  How will it change?  Why?  It has his tropes: long silences, inability to communicate, suppressed emotions, angst, and pitiless close-ups.  These themes dominate most of his films, though not all (sidelong glance at The Seventh Seal), and here they are examined against backdrop of this violent, incomprehensible conflict which must surely have been an echo of the Vietnam War.  

While not the main focus there are nonetheless some penetrating anti-war elements, e.g., the soldiers from the two sides are indistinguishable, and neither side ever declares a purpose or a cause except victory, and the one scene no viewer ever forgets on the boat.  [Say no more.]  

‘Bleak’ as most of his films are, as bleak as George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. I came across it again on You Tube and watched it in episodes while eating lunch. Grim fare with my fare over a few days. The cinematography is superb; the direction brisk; the players are credible. It all adds up to bleak. None of the reviews I read explained the title.

Colossus (1970).

Forbin Project (aka Colossus) (1970).

IMDb meta-data is 1 hour and 40 minutes, rated 7.1 by 9,100 cinematizens.  

Genre: Sy Fy; Species: Cold War; Subspecies: Hysteria.

Verdict: Logical.

After ‘Dr Strangelove’ (1964) showed how easy an accidental nuclear war would be, Hollywood built a gigantic, impenetrable, incorruptible computer to control its nuclear arsenal (and that of its allies).  This computer is not emotional, psychotic, or stupid, unlike its human masters. The imperative of its code is to prevent war. PERIOD.

It is a colossal project brought to a successful conclusion, and it is switched on by the low-bid contractor (ahem, without beta testing).  Congratulations all around.  A new dawn of world peace is announced by a Canadian pretending to be an American president.  Evidently for the pittance on offer the producer could not find an American who looked presidential at the time.

Colossus, the name of the binary brain, is all-knowing and all-seeing, and very stern, like a fourth grade teacher.  Soon it detects another system called Guardian in the Soviet Union with the same imperative: P E A C E.  The two computers team-up, while Dr Forbin, the creator of Colossus, presses the Escape key to regain to Force Quit. No go. Not even Mr Pomfritt can help. There is no escape from Colossus. 

Colossus and Guardian are now a tag-team in charge. And they act swiftly, ruthlessly, and mercilessly. (See reference to fourth grade teacher above.)

To accomplish their mission the first thing to do is to ensure their own survival.  (Goal displacement is on page one of the McKinsey management manual.)  They do this by commanding that all computer technicians be murdered, and threaten to launch a nuclear missile if this is not done.  Only a few technicians are spared to do necessary maintenance.  

Next, to end war the thing to do is to eliminate war-makers, not just the equipment but the people, too. Generals and admirals are murdered under the same compulsion. In the name of peace Colossus and Guardian have thousands murdered: Peace-seeking murders are in charge as usual. Moreover, when humans hesitate, they are goaded to action by nuclear explosions in cities, killing millions.  

Colossus declares (in the voice of SyFyian first class Paul Frees), ’I bring you peace. Obey me and live. Disobey and die. Your choice.’ Why did I think of Thomas Hobbes? Did he teach 4th grade, too?

Meanwhile, those technicians spared secretly plot to regain control of Colossus to escape this peace.  Spoilers may follow….   Remember these same algorithms remain in use today!

Like Colossus, this film is lean and mean.  Too bad it disappeared in the backwash of 2001: Space Odyssey (1968). Made before 2001, it was withheld so as not to compete for box office with that long and much anticipated mega production, but when it was later released the time had passed. This intel comes from the IMDb notes. It has no big-name stars, no go-boom special effects, no hip music, no LSD coloured lights, no mystical message, but is focussed and meaningful. It is also low key and talky. 

One dreads a remake starring Tom Hanks, though it could be worse and star Tom Midget.  Even with lesser evil in the lead a new version would no doubt have a tasteful love interest forced into the plot and not for Colossus, more is the pity, many pyrotechnics, and modest Tom heroics. The original story would sink under the Hollywood weight with a rigour mortis inducing runtime of nearly 3 hours. 

Network Effect 

Network Effect (A Murderbot Novel 5) (2020) by Martha Wells.

GoodReads meta-data is 350 pages rated 4.46 by 6,122 litizens.  

Genre: Sy Fy.

Verdict: High octane.

A sarcastic and sardonic SecUnit cyborg protects clients at all costs, but sometimes it has to destroy the client to save the client.  That’s life (and death) for you! That’s Artificial Intelligence logic at work. It may be a machine, mostly, but it is very definitely a man-machine. SecUnit’s best friend, however, is an unembodied computer program called ART.  

Adventures follow. Being kidnapped by thugs is a minor irritant to SecUnit — nothing he cannot handle — but when they murder his Bestie, ART, program by erasing it he gets serious about killing all of them in excruciating ways, but first he has to free the other hostages. Yes, there are hostages. While multitasking, he gets clues on what to do by watching in background mode on light speed fast forward media entertainment like Space Cowboys, Planet Hoppers, Orion Defenders, Sanctuary Moon (his favourite),and more!  Crazy ideas work sometimes – not always. Well, seldom, but desperate times and all that.

Buckle up and get the abacus ready for the body count as SecUnit goes to work reducing the number of target hostiles.  Bystanders are not innocent when this happens. Fast and furious is an understatement.

This Tin Man has a heart and wishes he didn’t, a twist on that old theme.  

Martha Wells needs no sleep. How else could she have produced 41 novel(lla)s since the first in 1993. There has to be a fireplace in every room of her home to make room on the mantle piece(s) for all the prizes and awards her books have accrued.  For certain she does not have a dog demanding to go to the park in perfectly good writing-time.  This is the first full length novel featuring the murderbot but fifth in the series. No, I haven’t figured that out, but a problem shared is a problem offloaded. Let the humans worry about it, as SecUnit might say.  

By the time I get around to posting this, I will have read all seven in the series!  

The Devil in the Bush

The Devil in the Bush (1945) by Mathew Head

Goodreads meta-data is 180 pages rated 3.52 by 27 litizens. 

Genre: krimi.

Verdict: Unusual.

It is the Belgian Congo 1943 where a team from the US Department of Agricultural has been dispatched to assess and assist in the cultivation of important herbs for medicines in the war effort. The Belgian colonial authorities gladly cooperate now that the home country has been occupied by Nazi Germany. One member of the U.S. team who speaks schoolboy French is alone, touring remote plantations and we follow his progress through equatorial Africa until he arrives Ruzi station which is little more than a ghost town with half a dozen Francophones going through the motions.  Our man quickly realises nothing can be done here but he too goes through the motions of an assessment. Nothing he can suggest and no supplies or equipment could restore the plantation to productivity after what must have been years of neglect.  

Ruzi station is the castle at Otranto, with a small group of people isolated from the outside by distance, bad roads, seasonal floods, unreliable vehicles, killer heat, enervating humidity, and restive natives and most of by lethargy, then one of them dies a natural death, but being in this book, we know it is murder by some means foul. There is skulduggery in the night and sexual tensions this way and that. The plot thickens quick smart. 

The first third of the book is told from the point of view of the agricultural agent whose flat feet and bad eyesight have kept him out of the army.  It is his first time out of the States and he seems to know little about the Congo until he gets there.  Indeed the setting is only lightly drawn (from the pages of library encyclopaedias one might guess).  The line between Belgian and France, always much more important to the former than the latter, is blurred. Attitudes to the distant war in Europe are muted.  

When Dr. Mary Finney, medical missionary, arrives the energy level goes up considerably.  She is well aware of the tensions between the brothers who own and operate the plantation, between the wife of one and her paramour, the budding sexuality of the teenage daughter of the plantation manager, and she is respected by the natives around the station for good works with them.  She soon solves the puzzle using the agriculturalist as a gofer, who never does quite see what is going on. (Moi non plus.)  

When I came across it, I gave in to temptation because of the exotic setting.  But that has virtually nothing to do with the story.  By the way, we know in hindsight that one of the reasons the Congo was important at the time was as a source of uranium, but that would not have been common knowledge at the time it was published in January 1945.  

There are other Miss Finney titles that I might investigate, since I like her straight from the shoulder manner, and inferential reasoning.  And that she has no tedious backstory to bore me. I could not a photograph.

Brazzaville Beach (1990) is also set in the Congo, and makes much more and better use of the locale.  There are comments about it on the blog.  Click away. 

How many krimis set in the Belgian Congo are there?  Reply below. 

The Stranger (1964)

The Stranger (1964-1965).

IMDb meta-data is 12 episodes of 30 minutes each, rated 8.1 by 35 cinematizens.  

Genre: Sy Fy; Species Australian; Sub-species Adolescent.  

Verdict:  Daring then, boring now.

One dark and stormy night a man knocks at the door as he lies down on the steps in the rain.  This odd way of prone knocking is the first of many odd things about this man, call him Adam.  The ideal family within welcomes him only discover (1) Adam remembers nothing (= the scriptwriter’s old friend, amnesia) and (2) he is multi-lingual. Sure enough Dad puts him to work teaching school.  (I started to think of that conman Parkin.) 

Adam bunks at the bottom of the garden and two more things become apparent: (1) he is secretive and (2) has a near hypnotic power over the boys in the class room that makes him the envy of other teachers.  

Aimed at adolescent viewers with three clean-cut, asexual, and elderly teenagers wearing school uniforms in the leads.  Two of them look to be in their 30s, but I could not confirm or deny that perception on the IMDb.  Reg Livermore is in it, yes, Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Show (1972 +).

In later episodes there is a Queensland caravan on stilts for vertical takeoff, a pipe-smoking professor, two thick plank plods, a media frenzy, a cigar-chopping industrialist, a bumptious secret agent, and the Parkes Radio Telescope which stole the show.

We took it one episode at a time, but shied at the last one, fearing we would fall asleep on the sofa and crash to the floor. For it is lugubrious. It is slow enough to have been filmed underwater.

Yet at the time it must have been a bold decision for the staid old ABC to make it when nearly all programming was very conventional: Dance programs for teens, cooking for women, fishing for men. The two commercial channels (7 and 9) were the same, very careful not to offend or confuse. At the time the commercial channels vigorously opposed any local content requirement, leaving it to the ABC to do that. Bold because science fiction was certainly not mainstream in 1964 and bold because there are segments where the aliens speak their language with no translation of any kind, leaving the audience as lost as the characters in the story. Bold also because it is not respectful of authority, the plod range from incompetent to obstructive, the media representatives are irresponsible, the government agents are rule-bound, even the United Nations gets a slap.

The story does play on the Australian dichotomy of immigration. Yes, immigrants are needed but no we don’t want them disturbing our ways. The Pacific Island solution, rediscovered a few years ago, is applied here and the aliens are settled on an inaccessible island. The Prime Minister is one Chips Rafferty, a long way from Tobruk.

The Parkes Radio Telescope is a set for several episodes and it looks like they really did use it long before The Dish (2000). There is also extensive footage of parade through Sydney at the end, and that might have been the Queen’s visit. If so, then Herself was lined up along the street somewhere.

Made 60 years ago, it creaks. You Tube’s Mechanical Turk recommended it and then Kate discovered it on iView.  

OVNI(s) (2021)

IMDb meta-data is runtime of 24 episodes at 30 minutes each, rated 7.7 by 727 cinematizens.

Genre: Sy Fy.

Verdict: Addictive.

France 1978: When his major project fails, a Cartesian astrophysicist is shunted off to a backwater until the reaction to the expensive flop dies down. He is sent to head a unit dedicated to Objects Volents Non-Identifiés (OVNIs) sightings, that is, UFOs to you. A bad joke and a nightmare, this assignment seems to him. The more since no one in a subsequent inquiry can explain the failure of the major project. In the infamous last words of many a technician ’That should (have) work(ed).’  

However, needs must and off he goes just past the broom cupboard before the last exit. There he finds…Groupe d’Étudies sur les Phénomènes Aérospatiaux Non-Identifié (GEPAN), that is, Study Group on Unidentified Aerospace Phenomenon. Amid all the erroneous reports by nut cases there are a few anomalies which Cartesian, man of science, decides to resolve. Doing so, he reasons, will restore his reputation in the scientific community. For the work he has three subordinates, a receptionist to answer the telephone, an unpaid intern to spin the computer (remember mag tapes?), and an unsalaried former police officer for leg work. They are there for their own reasons, too, he slowly realises.  

Rather than simply study, that is, gather information about the reports of OVNI, Cartesian determines to investigate and debunk them.  No longer will the staff write, file, cross-reference, colour-code, and tabulate material, rather they will go forth to examine allegations themselves.  

The fateful four meet all manner of those who have seen an OVNI, not all of whom are obviously stark staring mad, although some are.  

Little by little….he sees some strange things himself.  Moreover, it seems that someone is covering tracks.  Wheels turn within wheels. 

Inevitably, in a genre program like this, predecessors come to mind and in fact some of them are retrospectively integrated into the stories. One can map some of the characters onto the more pretentious program like X-Files. Steven Spielberg even gets a look in. There is also a footnote to François Truffaut on one scene.

The touch is light. The humour is often in the situation or juxtaposition of events, not in some half-wit trying to be funny and only succeeding at being stupid. The bureaucratic backbiting that sent Cartesian to this Siberia is realistic.  His confused home life is nicely drawn, as when his close colleague, boss, and ex-wife describes their relationship as NI, non-identifié. Though set in 1978 when homosexuality was taboo in France, it is integrated into the stories as a fact of life.  

The story arc spans all twenty-four episodes but it does wrap most of the ends, though not quite all. Still it was worth the wait, n’est pas!  

The team covers a lot of bases and each gets screen time.

The cars, the clothes, the technology — including Minitel — are of the time and place.  So are the sexist attitudes in that the one who answers the telephone is a woman.  Although even in the early going at least three other women (the engineer, the soldier, and the agent) have roles that it is unlikely they would have had at the time.  While the reviews I read pick at anachronism they focussed on the automobiles, not the social norms.  

It also differs from some other French television I have seen in that it does not have big name guest stars from the cinema in episodes, requiring flattering roles for them that can be shot in one take. (Capitaine Marleau groans under this dwarf-star weight in several episodes, but this series has so many other irritations this is but one on the list, yet it seems a success perhaps because of the aspects that annoy me!)

I came across OVNI on SBS.

The Last and First Men

The Last and First Men (2020)

IMDb meta-data is a runtime of 1 hour and 9 minutes, rated by 6.7 by 3,400 cinematizens.

Genre: Sy Fy.

Verdicts: Unique, Fleeting.

Tag lines: The future calls… from Iceland via Yugoslavia. Answer now.  

An audiobook with pictures accompanied by a moving musical score, together framing a desiccated narration by the androgynous Tilda Swinton.  Ter text is passages from Olof Stapledon’s 1930 eponymous book. 

Sounds odd because it is, but it works.

The monumental architecture is from Yugoslavia’s remnants. There is a list in the Wikipedia entry.  While we have been to Croatia we did not see any of these in our brief sojourn.

I recently re-read Stapleton’s book. See my comments below. 

At that time I came across references to this film and a trailer on You Tube but I was unable to find it except in blu ray version which was of no use to me.  Then one night video-mining the SBS website there it was with a notice that it would soon be withdrawn — hence the word ‘Fleeting’ above — so I watched there and then. Glad I did.

Readers of the Murderbot Diaries know what ‘ter’ means. All others ….pay cash.  

Where God Does Not Walk

Where God Does Not Walk (2021) by Luke McCallin.

Good Reads meta-data is 583 pages rated 4.32 by 313 litizens. 

Genre: Krimi; Species: period; Sub-species: war.

Verdict: intriguing.

July 1918 on the Western Front all is not quiet.  While training his company of stormtroopers a young German Lieutenant (YL) finds one of the men accused of fragging a group of officers. While the line officers involved try to intervene, they are brushed aside by staff officers who execute summary (in)justice. 

Not satisfied with this rush to the firing squad, three line officers —the lieutenant, his captain, and the colonel commanding the trench regiment, each in a different ways question the result. The regiment’s colonel obliquely encourages YL to dig up facts, while – when he steps on toes – Captain shields him as best he can. 

The unofficial and secret investigation is delayed and then advanced by a raid on a French strongpoint. The description of the combat is gruelling, and the outcome quite unexpected.  

The machinations are many, the red herrings travel is schools, the descriptions of trench warfare are exhausting, depressing, and harrowing. The body count is large. The characters are varied, as always it is the least likely that become the most likely. Guess that is a spoiler. Rewind and delete.

More importantly I found the plot too deep and dark. The omniscient conspiracy is a tired cliché and it creaks on these pages. What’s worse is that there were two or was it three conspiracies tripping over each other. I needed a scorecard to keep track. Further it seems quite surplus to explain the villainy. 

Yet without a doubt it is compelling to read.

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