A Shark out of Water (1997) by Emma Lathen 

GoodReads meta-data is 328 pages, rated 3.74 by 98 litizens.

Genre: Krimi.

Verdict: More!

The ten nations bordering the Baltic Sea come together to enhance shipping along its waters and create an international organisation – Baltic Area Development Agency (BADA) – to superintend those efforts by dredging harbours, widening channels, improving port machinery, enhancing computer technology, buying time on satellites. For these purposes BADA busies itself with fund raising.  Enter the Sloan Guarantee Trust of New York in the person of the redoubtable and imperturbable John Putnam Thatcher in his twenty-fourth outing; the first was in 1961. Age has not wearied him.    

As with all of the previous titles there is much office politics and BADA is a mare’s nest held together only by the iron will and rapier flexibility of its Swedish Director Annemarie Nordstrom and the technical wizardry of her number two, Stefan Zabriski of Poland. She has larger political ambitions and he loves the boy toys that BADA offers him. The Kiel Canal comes into the spotlight when on a windswept night of ice fog a collision involving several ships occurs and creates a Baltic traffic jam and crisis with a tailback from Kiel to Tallinn, while Thatcher just happened to be on hand in discussions of an infrastructure loan with his irascible off-sider Everett Gabler whose lust for spreadsheets is obscene.  

Just when the traffic jam seems to be under control, a storm in a BADA tea cup spills over, and Zabriski is corpse number jeden.  Who dun it? The Dane, the Swede, the Estonian, the Lithuanian, the Latvian, the Russian, the German, the Finn, the Norwegian, or …. all of the above? Then there are all the lobbyists and hangers-on that gather around BADA. And why?  Had the deceased discovered something among his computer datasets?  Did he himself do wrong?  

Much atmosphere around Kiel and the BADA HQ in Gdansk are retailed. Many shenanigans in high finance occur.  Zabriski (was that point named for him?) is by far the most interesting character. Too bad he left the scene so early. Also well drawn is his surviving (but not for long) assistant who knows more than she realises. The plot thickens, rather like my waist line.    

There is much to’ing and fro’ing from a horse auction to a state funeral and rather little character development or unravelling of the plot. Lots of light and sound, but not much upon which to chew, but still fun. Gabler’s puritanical nature is put to the test when he sees how Poles do business.  Much as he treasures the paper trail he also likes to see things for himself!  

I thought I had read all of the John Thatcher mysteries and then I discovered I had not.  Whoopee! I have sung the praises of the Lathen partnership in earlier posts and will not repeat that tune here. Click the link below for enlightenment. 

Each of these Kindle reissues is accompanied by a long, self-indulgent, and tedious ego trip by Deaver Brown for reasons known only to him. It adds nothing and consumes about half the sample, serving as an example of how not to market a book.  It is repeated in every one of the preceding re-printed twenty-four Lanthen titles.    

Florence Nightingale: The Woman and Her Legend (2008) by Mark Bostridge 

GoodReads meta-data is 629 pages, rated 3.80 by 164 litizens. 

Genre: Biography.

Verdict: Wonder Woman! 

Every scrap of paper she ever wrote remains, or so it seems, and it overwhelms a biographer. Her dates were 1820 – 1910.

No lamp and not a nurse.  Got it!  What she was was a public administrator.  Not a fashionable title these days but that it what she was.  

The woman in the girl is plainly visible with her systematic approach to everything, her appetite for work, her linguistic ability, her packrat saving of any and everything, her mulish determination to see things through, her industrial strength letter writing, and so on and on.  How different she was from her sister though both had a virtually identical upbringing. This difference is something the two sisters discussed themselves more than once, when her sister could be bothered to be serious for a moment.  

To illustrate both the differences in the girls and Florence’s nature, consider this.  The girls would attend an opera, and while there Sister would flirt with men, strike poses, and laugh to attract attention to herself. Meanwhile, young Florence would be writing notes about the music, costumes, and singing because she was keeping a spreadsheet (avant le mot) of her taste in music, trying to work out what she liked and why she liked it.  Ever the analyst she was always on duty.  Even at this age she felt she had some sort of calling.  She does much talking to god through the pages (and pages).

In the Victorian era her choices were limited. Stay at home…forever with her parents.  Or, marry a house, well, a husband, but then work the house. To illustrate one suitor with whom she well matched intellectually and morally she rejected because she feared the closeted life marriage would entail. He married another, and in the first month this new wife hosted more than twenty dinner parties, three receptions, and five open house breakfasts. He was wealthy and had political ambitions, networking constantly.  A new wife gave him an excuse to entertain non-stop, and no doubt the pace slackened later, but it indicates what the matrimonial deal was. This man would have accepted Nightingale’s other activities as long as they took second place to management of the house, the servants, the suppliers, the guest lists, the seating charts, the budget, the soirees, the children,….and so on. 

Her search for a vocation that would be pleasing to her, and to god, and acceptable to her parents went on for years, and years, and years.  There were several false starts toward nursing. That answered to her feeling of service and philanthropy, but nursing at the time was little more than a sickroom maid. There was no training, no qualification, and if anything the social status was lower than a lady’s maid. Use your imagination and figure that out.  She was intrigued by the Kaiserwerth Institution in Germany, but her efforts to find out more took several years, but she went there for three months and it inspired her.  Nurses were trained there in hygiene, sanitation, basic medical procedures like taking pulse, testing reflexes, and measuring blood pressure, and applying external salves, cleaning wounds, bandaging, and so on. They wore uniforms and there was an authority structure by seniority. A premium was on order, system, and cleanliness. Exact records were kept. This all appealed to her and she set about importing it to England.  Another uphill struggle.  Her campaign then, as later, was mostly by letter writing.

She got a chance, at last, to practice what she preached when hired to run a genteel ladies hospital.  Genteel meant middle class, usually retired and impoverished governesses, and Protestant (not Catholic, not Jewish…).  She only took the job on condition she could broaden the intake, and run it the way she wanted as long as it stayed within budget.  One of his first acts was to save money by dismissing the resident protestant clergyman who had been treating the patients as a captive audience for his proselytising. Every step she took was contested but she was made of stern stuff and felt the divine hand was now on her shoulder.  She introduced those new fangled Teutonic ideas and that was also resisted root-and-branch.  

She learned to manipulate the management committee and that experience stood her in good stead later.  She no longer went at things headfirst, but planted seeds with this member or that, and let them think it was their own idea, and voilà.  

The Crimean War was the first major conflict since Napoleon in 1815 and the British Army was woefully unprepared in every way.  But needs must. Stiff upper lip, and so on. Situation normal, all fouled up.  But then that journalist William Russell sent in his reports, and the appalling condition of the army, including the sick, wounded, and dying was there in black-and-white.  Needless to say the first reaction from Whitehall was to blacken his name, after all he was Irish, and so by definition an unreliable troublemaker.  Denial, first. Then discredit.  Next dissimulate.  All of this was and is normal damage control.  

However to its credit the Times of London which employed him and printed his dispatches stood by him, as did the photographs he got.  Then they played musical chairs in Whitehall and a new minister did many things, but most of all he recognised Nightingale. That was to save many lives in the immediate future and set in train a great many changes.

William H. Russell

Coincidentally, Nightingale had written a petition in response to Russell’s report, volunteering to go to Turkey at her own expense and superintend one of the hospitals. That letter crossed one from the new minister offering her an official role so within five days she was on a ship for the Bosporus. Whirlwind indeed.  What she found was even worse than Russell reported, since he was restrained in the interest of not putting off readers.   

Comes the hour, comes the man, is an Italian adage I once heard, and it applies here. She was the person for the job and this was her hour. In the mayhem and chaos she cut through incompetence, carelessness, corruption, resignation, dishonesty, confusion, miasma, and worse to achieve order, system, and regularity.  She soon made the minister who commissioned her sorry he had by her barrage of requests and demands, all couched ever so politely and all implicitly backed up the threat of publicity from Russell if the response was unsatisfactory.  She worked twenty-hours a day for the first few weeks, dismissing incompetents, paying herself for some necessary equipment like mops to clean up the blood, instructing those willing to learn in the basics, writing her letters to London, and on and on.  She threw herself into as her life’s work all at once.

She herself did very little nursing and never carried that famous lamp. That was a hagiographic embellishment for public relations.  She did do rounds, sometimes at night, to double check on things.  While the army lurched from one disaster to another, her’s become the only good news from the campaign and so got pride of place, and that gave her ever more leverage, and she used it.  

It should be noted by the way that the hospitals she managed were all devoted to the rank and file and not to the officers. These grunts were the brutes and ruffians commanded by the toffs in the language of the day. The social distance between officers and men was measured in light years. That she solicited the welfare of working class dregs who ended up in the army was often part of the prejudice against her by the toffs and their kind, while making her very popular with that majority.

The conflicts within the medical service were many as were those between the medical service and rest of the army and with Treasury back in London.  Nightingale had an unending struggle with just about everyone and their cousins.  To give a reader some idea of what it was like. The society ladies and wives of officers who volunteered thought they should have separate and better quarters and food. Among others there were conflicts over authority, social status, and religion that only she could resolve, and each time she did the loser fired off an angry letter to The Times and to the Treasury.

Or another example about the Treasury which oversaw the expenses she claimed.  Treasury refused to pay for new shirts for those wounded and sick soldiers admitted to the hospital because it is a soldier’s responsibility to look after his kit.  Men who arrived in bloodied and torn shirts after being hit by cannon fired shrapnel were denied a change of clothing; she lost this war of words and paid for the shirts herself.  

The Protestant nurses suspected the Catholic nurses of soliciting deathbed conversions to Catholicism and vice versa. Meanwhile, Nightingale would not have a clergyman of any kind in the wards to proselytise and that offended them both. And so on and on.  Every pinhead was fought over by the pinheads.   

She got a lot of hagiography, true, but the only spurred the trolls on to ever more venom.  Her public image was two parts angel and one part devil. Her parents who had disapproved of her mission and her annoying and egotistical sister took up the cudgels on her behalf, as did many cousins, aunts, nephews, and nieces from the extended clan. Even Queen Victoria weighed in with a medal.  

Her fame attracted many volunteer nurses who wanted a share of the limelight, an oriental adventure, a change of scene, a spot of husband hunting among the officers, and she was lumbered with a great many such dilettantes and it was impolitic to send them all packing. These volunteers arrived unannounced but all with letters from someone important. Some of the society ladies who arrived would not enter a ward when they discovered it stank, was full of working class men, had vermin, and was noisey.  Carrying a bedpan was out! Mopping a floor, no way!  One such volunteer came with her own maids to do all the heavy lifting, while she graced the proceedings, she thought. That lasted just over a day.  

Is it any wonder that Nightingale lost weight, lost appetite, developed anaemia, and caught every disease floating around so that she became a semi-invalid. That added to her angelic halo for some and trolls supposed she was faking. Think of Pucker-Up on Pox News. Some things never change.  The years she spend in the Crimean War must have seemed like centuries.  The author is very good at laying out and explaining the debilitating illness that Nightingale developed after leaving the Crimea.  He is also excellent on her efforts to influence (without seeming to do so) a postwar royal commission into army reform with her revolutionary ideas, mopping the floor, not building a barracks over cesspits, changing bandaging, and so on. These were shocking and revolutionary ideas to the Army Medical Service.  Needless to say the army resisted all such recommendations.  Needless to say she persisted and overcame with enormous effort.

In her steady efforts to reform the British Army she also pursued other reforms in her spare time! When conflict with the USA loomed and the government wanted to increase its army strength in Canada, she was consulted and threw herself into the project for a month or so, poring over maps, interviewing by letter travellers returned from Upper Canada, reading weather reports from army posts, assessing the thermal properties of wool blankets versus buffalo robes, estimating the effects of exposure to the weather on marching troops, calculating the food needed to sustain a regiment in a winter, and so on. Like a barrister on a large and complex legal case, she assembled, mastered, and ordered a mass of material for a report, but the storm passed and it was not needed.  

Later when in a massive change the East India Company Army in India was integrated into the British Army she was called upon again, and applied the same vigour and methods to determining the needs of this newly organised force for sanitation, diet, exercise, and this report was completed, accepted, and implemented without her name attached to it per her preference. 

By the way, her inquires about India brought her into contact with Indian nationalists, and she became, albeit, in a low key and advocate of home rule for India. More letters!

She burned the candle at both ends, despite the bacterial infection that persisted in the absence of antibiotics and made her bedridden for much of her life thereafter the pain from which changed her personality. She became ever more imperious, short-tempered, impatient, and uncompromising. She herself suffered, at times her weight would balloon up and at other times she would waste away.  In hindsight that fluctuation came from the disease’s ravages on her system, but at the time it was incomprehensible, and all the more frightening for it. Despite her own aliments, or perhaps because of them, she worked at least two of her acolytes to death quite literally.  Least a reader think this is an exaggeration, she wrote to one who was on his deathbed to say she was disappointed he had not done more! No lady with the lamp there. 

The irony is that it took a long, long time for her to accept that germs led to contagion, sticking to the miasmatic theory for decades, despite the mounting evidence from her own statistical research, though she finally did accept it. 

The book proceeds in detail which I can no longer summarise.  Suffice it to say she was one of a kind, and we are the poorer for that, by which I mean we could benefit from more of her kind. We need more public administrators who try to get things right, and leave the headlines to those who cannot do anything else.  

By the way she was born in Florence Italy when her parents were on a grand tour, hence the name.  

Mark Bostridge

The stimulus to read a biography of Florence Nightingale was a BBC Radio4 episode of ‘Great Lives’ (highly recommended to eggheads) about her, featuring this biographer. It included the only remaining voice recording of the woman herself. I was surprised and enlightened by that brief, albeit superficial, discussion and went looking for the book.  Glad I did.  

We visited the small nursing museum at the old Sydney Hospital a few years ago and it featured a display on Nightingale Nurses, and that stuck in mind, too. On a visit to Istanbul in 2015 we saw the site of Scutari from a ferry, but had not time to visit it.

Murder in Hadrian’s Villa (2016) by Gavin Chappell

Goodreads meta-data is 227 pages, rated 3.81 by 26 members of the extended family. 

Genre is krimi.

Verdict is not for me. 

While I found the context and circumstances intriguing with a sub rosa secret service and the research into the period details is noteworthy that was all that kept me flicking the Kindle pages.

The protagonist is so inept it is hard to believe he made it that far alive, given what an imbecile he is. He takes as many pratfalls as a slapstick performer in a burlesque without the timing.  Nor are any of the supporting players better delineated.  The obnoxious superior officer is cardboard, as is the seductive (hardly) empress, while Hero’s notional superior is almost as inept as he is.  No wonder the Empire fell if likes of these two were charged to hold it up.  Hmm, may be I should have read it as a satire.

None of that is eased by the laboured prose and typos that keep the reader guessing. There are several volumes in this series. Decide for yourself.   

Inspired by listening to a BBC Radio 4 episode of ‘Great Lives’ on Hadrian I thought to read Marguerite Yourcenar’s biographical novel on the Roman Emperor, Memoirs of Hadrian (1951). (By the way her full name is Marguerite Antoinette Jeanne Marie Ghislaine Cleenewerck de Crayencour. She shortened that to Marguerite Yourcenar.) I read her novel Coup de Grâce (1939) about star-crossed lovers in Latvia long ago. Sorry to say Memoirs of Hadrian is not available for the Kindle, and so I eschewed it. I did click the button to request it become available on Kindle, a new feature to me. 

In the course of consulting Amazon about it, several other titles concerning Hadrian were proffered and I took this one, proving my humanity because I erred.

Thin Ice (2020)

IMDb meta-data is 8 episodes of 50 minutes rated 6.2 by 927 cinematizens.  

Genre: Thriller. 

Verdict: Exotic, preachy, and clichéd.   

I gave it a look as my lunch time viewing because of the Greenland setting, and that is superbly realised with a drone and more.  But I gave up when the cop-show clichés just kept coming, piled high. I gave up after 2 1/2 episodes.  

Here are a few: Jurisdiction is more important than solution. The victims may be Swedes but it is Danish territory. Cooperation, no way. Yet a US helicopter is among the first to respond and no comments are made on that?    

Head office pushes the locals out of the way, doing without local knowledge, and proves to be more interested in punishing subordinates than doing the job. Sure I know that is McKinsey Management 101, but it so tired that it creaks.  

An officer has a personal connection for motivation and confusion. Back stories intrude, as if the front story isn’t enough.  

Swedish Foreign Minister says it is time to overthrow governments because they are incapable to reaching agreements in a striking remark that, nonetheless, rings hollow. Meanwhile, we see the incompetence in the jurisdictional disputes that are more important than the crime, by the hierarchy that excludes anyone with local knowledge, the omission of any indigenous peoples from the Arctic Council but then which indigenous people?  Or are all such people uniform across Canada, Russia, Alaska, Finland…?    

The acting is superb but not enough to hold the interest of this jaded viewer.

I also did much tooth-grinding with the inane, repetitive TV commercials. Yes, I am fast with the mute, but not as fast as I would like to be. No FF for broadcast, more is the pity. 

John Steinbeck, Once There was a War (1958)

GoodReads meta-data is 256 pages, rated 3.91 by 2213 litizens. 

Genre: Journalism.

Verdict: Bring on the Nobel Prize.

Steinbeck was the subject of a BBC Radio 4 Great Life program in which were made references to this collection, so I acquired it. Compelling, compassionate, generous, critical, angry, confused, proud, moving, irritating, insightful, clinical, banal, and more, the dispatches appeared in New York Herald Tribune when it was the best newspaper in Gotham. I suggest a reader save the front matter for last, including Steinbeck’s own forward, and just savour his sharp insights and prose scalpel as he carves to the bone. He delivered copy daily to a deadline and some of the pieces show that necessity, but others are clearly more deeply etched and more deeply felt.  

The subjects are fear, loss, loneliness, pain, humour, endurance, incompetence, and more, including death and crippling injuries.  Few punches are pulled save to comply with Army censorship of the time. There is also an arresting and wonderful chapter on Bob Hope entertaining troops.  For me that was the high point of the book. I kept thinking George and Lenny might be in one of those hospitals.  (You either get the reference or you don’t, Mortimer.) 

Hint

The tension in Steinbeck’s report on a British minesweeper patrol nearly cracked the Kindle screen. See for yourself. There are items from England, Algeria, Sicily, Salerno, and more. 

Steinbeck was forty-one at the time, trundling around the countryside, clabbering down cargo nets on and off ships, taking cover from strafing attacks, cowering in trenches when the bombs fell, glad for and yet repelled by the rations on the line, wearing the same clothes for weeks at a time, forgetting what hot water felt like….  It may seem strange in this age of Ego over All, sanctified by the media school term Subjective Journalism, but he says nothing about his own experiences in these dispatches. This information comes from subsequent biographers.  

I have neither forgotten nor forgiven the disparaging piece in the New York Times the day after Steinbeck was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1962. This is the same organ that on a like occasion in 1950 dismissed William Faulkner as a regional writer. Believe it or not, Ripley. The New York Times opinionators who passed those judgements have long since been come to dust. 

By the way, there is that expression ‘Give ‘em the whole nine yards,’ and I now know its origin.  It has nothing to do with sports.  The nine yards was the length of an ammunition belt for the wing guns of US fighter aircraft, and to expend the whole length of the belt is to ‘give ‘em the whole nine years.’  Pub trivia ready!  

Alien Trespass (2009)

IMDb meta-data is 1 hr and 30 min, rated 5.7 by 7,3817 cinematizens.


Genre: Sy Fy.


Verdict: More!


In 1957 a passing alien travelling the wormhole takes the desert Southwest off ramp for a comfort stop on Earth, but in the rough landing the one-eyed, flesh-consuming Republican Senator on board escapes custody and sets about satisfying its hunger for dolts.


The opening scene mimics the Perseid meteor-watching start of It Came from Outer Space (1953) right down to Richard Carlson’s tweed jacket, heavy eye glasses, pipe, Rhode Island-size steaks on the grill, and the white picket fence between the prefabricated post-war ranch-style house and the sands of the Mojave Desert. Later scenes pay tribute to The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) and The Blob (1958). The reviews I scanned among the sixty-five pinned to the IMDb entry have trouble classifying the film, and that always rankles reviewers who after saying they want creativity then reject it. For my money, it is a tribute to those 1950s films that offered hope and inspiration in throes of the Atomic Age Cold War when a greasy spoon waitress and a pin-headed dope could save the world!


The Ghota (that is, G-O-P to me), the monster, is loose and no one is safe. Not even that shape-sifting impervious meanie from Terminator II. Meanwhile astronomer Ed has incinerated the steaks while gawking at a bright light in the night sky that crashes conveniently close by…and he goes to investigate. [You know the rest.] The local plod is too lazy to climb the rocks to look around and returns to the coffee shop to harass the comely waitress. It is authentic to the 1950s to be sure.


Meanwhile, as townspeople disappear into puddles of brown sludge, the local GOP denies there is a problem. Just some libtard nonsense about alien climate change. After half dozen puddles, plod reluctantly leaves his counter stool and sets out to harass others who have telephoned about an intruder. End of plod, and not a moment too soon. We are now up to puddle seven.


The alien’s is name of Urp – remember that – and he pursues the escapee, Ghota (aka GOP), by taking over the consciousness of Dr Ted, which his wife notices, and attributes to too much reading. Ted-Urp teams up with the waitresses who is much faster on the uptake than anyone else in this low IQ town to corner Ghota. Yes, the climax is in a movie theatre (and involves a vacuum cleaner and some quick, lateral thinking by the waitress), and yes the coda is from the ramp of the space ship. But there is no pipe, because smoking is bad for Ted’s health. When the alien explains himself, he suggests he is a marshall taking a prisoner to the galactic slammer. Get it, Mortimer? (Probably not.)


Then there is the question of polarity. Tantalising.


I wondered why there was so much salt in the theatre closet and then I remembered the ice and snow that would be on the sidewalk three months a year. In the desert Southwest. Hum.


Loved it.


Sorry to say that Royal Danno (1922-1994) was not available to reprise his role as farmers Green from Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1984) or Wrenchmuller from Spaced Invaders (1990), but Tom McBeath earns his agricultural credentials as the first puddle and the dog survives as it should. Robert Patrick is true to life as the menacing, surly, and incompetent plod but no match for Richard Vernon from Killer Klowns for being despicable. The ensemble acting is firmly in-role as they say on the boards. No one breaks the fourth wall. Right down to the sheriff who was exhausted by answering the phone, once.


The Mojave Desert in British Columbia doesn’t work, despite the camera filters, but who cares. The cinematography is candy coloured and I got to like it as somehow of the time and place. The Prologue adds nothing, but, well, it made sense to someone but that was not me.

C. J. Box, Open Season (2001) 

Goodreads meta-data is 278 pages, rated 3.94 by 30,070 litizens.  

Genre: krimi.

Verdict: [Yawn.]

I chose it for the location and there is plenty of that but I gave up at 48% on the Kindle-o-meter. So many back and sides stories, descriptions of clothes and furnishings to numb the interest. Reader, if you like that sort of thing, this is a book for you, but not me.

There is an all-enveloping corporate conspiracy with corrupt government officials to build a pipeline with would deliver cheap energy to thousands of people – those bastards! – but they – I suppose in the end – are no match for Joe Pickett, game warden extraordinaire. 

The inclusion of small children is unusual and they are very well done and integrated into events. Full marks plus for that.  But that is not sufficient to overcome the meandering flow of description. 

C. J. Box

I have become an impatient and merciless reader: if it doesn’t hold my interest, I stop.  

Skeleton Man (2004) by Tony Hillerman.

GoodReads meta-data is 336 pages and rated 3.97 by 6972 litizens.  

Genre: krimi.

Verdict: Gripping.  

In 1956 two airliners in the wild blue yonder ran into each other over the Colorado River and bodies, luggage, and debris rained down into the Grand Canyon.  A hundred seventy passengers on the two flights were killed along with the planes’ crews.  It took weeks to recover the body (parts) and the larger pieces debris. But not everything was found. This did indeed happen as per the link below. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1956_Grand_Canyon_mid-air_collision

Thirty years later and a legal dispute about inheritance from one of those killed is reaching a Jarndyce and Jarndyce conclusion.  Not only was this man carrying an attaché case full of diamonds to New York City, he was also the last scion of a wealthy father, the kind of family that owns cases full of diamonds. A shady lawyer has been exploiting the inheritance while the judicial wheels ground but there is a claimant who hopes to use DNA to prove her assertion by finding the body of her putative father, the courier with the diamonds, who was also the heir to a fortune since directed to the foundation the lawyer controls to his own satisfaction. This lawyer hires an unscrupulous investigator to go the Grand Canyon country and head off the claimant’s efforts by any means. 

None of that is very interesting.  What is interesting the geomorphology of the Grand Canyon which becomes a moving force in this story, along with the Hopi Indians who live along the banks of the Little Colorado River at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.  One of the Hopis is the Skeleton Man (or so I thought).  

The plot has more convolutions than I needed and the backstories to thirty years before were confusing to this casual reader at bedtime, but Jim Chee and Bernie Manuelito carry the story when Jim’s friend and law enforcement colleague Cowboy Dashee asks for his help in tracking down an errant relative.  It is all done with such delicacy. Dashee does not ask Jim for help but explains what he is going (to have to do) to find this cousin of his who has done something stupid. It is dangerous and not really a search one man alone can effect, but… well, he has to try.  Jim realises this explanation is an appeal for help, though the task will be arduous and there is some danger (less if the two work together), Dashee has done him many good turns in the past, so he volunteers, and, of course, where he goes Bernie has to follow, wanted or not.

So the three of them descend into the Grand Canyon’s where they meet its inhabitants and also some interlopers after both the diamonds and the DNA specimen represented by the bones they may find.  They have some clues that have recently come to light that lead them to a location….  In the end despite the bad will and guns of the villains, the Grand Canyon prevails and washes away the human stain.  

I grew unsure about who the titular Skeleton Man was at the end.  There are three possibilities: the elderly Hopi shaman, the courier whose ulna remains, or the male villain. Reader let me know what you conclude.

Tony Hillerman

This is the 17th title in the series, believe it or not, and it glows with Hillerman’s skill in place, character, and plot. It all done to Indian-time, no one is in a hurry but it all gets done.   

Searching for John Ford (2001) by Joseph McBride

GoodReads meta-data is 888 pages rated by 4.38 by 143 litizens

Genre: Biography. 

Sample only.  No traction for this reader.  

My reading did not complete the Kindle sample.  I could not get started for some reason.  Maybe it was because the Irish names in Gaelic were impenetrable, each with a variant spelling. More importantly, the author drew straight lines from some incident in Ford’s youth to a scene in one of his movies, as if there were no intervening mediations, or anyone else involved. I could never quite grasp the organising principle of the account.  A BBC Radio 4 Great Lives episode on Ford was intriguing for suggesting some hidden depths in the man, but they remain hidden from me. 

I have stood on John Ford Point, been in Gould’s Trading Post, skirted the west mitten, and so on, and consider ‘The Searchers’ THE greatest western. My credentials are in order.

Cropped (2015)

IMDb meta-data is 6 minutes, rated 6.2 by 60 cinematizens.

Genre: SciFi

Verdict: Coker.

Another winner from DUST. 

A ‘Crop and Hop Circle Tour’ mini-bus with a half-dozen UFO enthusiasts on board roams the cornfields of southern England, while the cynical tour guide mouths the nonsense script about aliens with much eye-rolling and snide asides, but it is what the punters paid for. Then the vehicle breaks down as darkness falls, the real fun begins. Is this Jurassic Park? Are there agricultural Banksys?  Will the tinfoil hat do any good?  These and other questions emerge quick smart. Check it out on You Tube.