A sign of the coming Apocalypse appeared today.
While gasping and groaning at the gym this morning, my glance unfortunately fell on the television screen broadcasting the egregious Channel 7. That was bad. Worse followed. There came the sign of the Beast: flared trousers coming back.
Yes, there under the yakkety-yak trivialistas appeared a banner proclaiming that fashion experts (ponder that combination of words ‘fashion’ and ‘expert’) predict the return of the Beast – bell-bottomed pant legs.
Catastrophe was only narrowly averted when last these devils appeared: 1969. Will thoughts and prayers be enough this time? Hardly! Bring on the Terminator!