Situation Tragedy (1986) by Simon Brett

GoodReads meta-data is 186 pages, rated 3.70 by 165 litizens.

Genre: krimi

Verdict:  Action!

Charles Paris is fifty something, living alone in a bedsit, scraping a living by acting in provincial theatres and anywhere else there is a fee.  He frequently thinks of contacting his ex-wife with a view to reconciliation.  But.., well, the time never seems right what with drinks after work or drinks before work or drinks with no work, and then there are the ingénues about, and Charles is ever hopeful and occasionally lucky.  

In this outing his ship has come in, and he is contracted as a continuing, albeit very minor character, in a television situation comedy that – with its all-star cast (a list that certainly does not include Charles) –  is sure to be a hit. With this income, Charles is expansive, and optimistic, in a guarded way.  Sure enough it is all too good to be true.  The tyrannical floor manager falls down stairs and dies. Too much drink ruled the police.  See above about drinks before, during, and after work. She was a dragon but she did the job well. leaving singed egos behind.  Still the show had to go on, and it did after a two-day gap.  

Then the annoying director, who seemed to think this sit-com would show Michelangelo Antonioni a thing or two with pretentious camera angles and artistic pauses, totalled his brand new Porsche and himself with it. Another hiatus for sure, but a new director is found – one who by contrast is no nonsense and with his four-letter word impetus the time lost is regained (eh Marcel) and the show keeps going on.  In each episode Charles has three or four lines and one or two movements as a golf club barman (seen only from the waist up).  

He passes the time on the set while others work by watching the mechanics of filming and thinking about those two deaths, when ….   Yep there is a third.  A light standard fell on the writer. Wallop! Sad and bad, but well there are plenty more sit-com writers out there and a husband-and-wife team come on board to do that duty, proving to be even more annoying to one and all than the late director.  Not all the clowns are in the circus. Why did they remind me of the repute of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson?

The mechanics of television making are well integrated into the plot and characters of the protagonists.  And fascinating in their own right. 

On each occasion plod rules the death an accident and leaves it at that, though in the last case plod briefly makes an effort to implicate a well known local stirrer but to no avail.  All those cameras on the location shoot clearly show he was never anywhere near the light standard.  The failure to bang him up irritates the plod so much its members are even less inclined that usual to entertain Charles’s suggestion that all these accidents are not accidents but are connected in some way.  

The plot is a corker: this jaded hack did not see it coming until it came.  

Punctuated throughout in his alcoholic reveries are reviews of past productions that mention him, e.g., 

‘Charles Paris makes a nearly passable Estragon,’ Sudbury Chronicle

‘Charles Paris played Baron Hardup, and lost,’ Worthing Herald.

‘It was hard to tell whether Charles Paris’s curled nostril was a response to the farmyard smells or to the script,’ Hampstead and Highgate Express.

‘Charles Paris seemed unsure as to whether he was Rosencrantz or Guildenstern and, quite honestly, the way he played the part, who cared?’ Romford Recorder

‘Charles Paris’s character died of a heart attack towards the end of Act One – a merciful release for all concerned,’ Malvern Gazette.

‘Charles Paris’s accent kept slipping like a recalcitrant bra-strap,’ Teeside Evening Gazette.

‘With Charles Paris representing the Soviet opposition, democracy will be safe for a good few years,’ Observer.

‘Charles Paris looked as if he’d wandered in from another show (and would rather be back there),’ Eastbourne Herald

Ah, but they all mention his name and that in itself is good publicity.  

This is seventh in a long running series about the (mis)adventures of Charles in the theatrical world of England, Scotland, and Wales.  He has yet to make it to Northern Ireland in my ken. I have read several over the years and always enjoy the thespian environment, Charles’s modesty, and the ingenious plotting. He acts in television commercials, television sitcoms, movies, radio and tv commercials, audio tapes, radio dramas, corporate events, on site, in studios, on location, in the West End, in the provinces wherever there is a cheque to be had.  

But I do find his love affair with scotch repetitive and boring padding. 

Simon Brett

Simon Brett is a one-man industry with at least four other multi-volume sequences with other protagonists and other settings.  

Leadership note 5

These days in the English-speaking world with a few notable and noble exceptions we can look for leadership only in the past. Below is another instance.  

In the 1930s and 1940s Eleanor Roosevelt concluded that she would damned no matter what she did, so she might as well do as she thought was right. She did, early and often. ‘Eleanor Everywhere’ is what husband Franklin called her. She invited blacks to the White House. Lend her name to early women’s rights groups. Picked fruit with migrant workers.  Signed over the income from her journalism to a children’s charity. Held the hands of GIs dying of war wounds in the Pacific. For all of this she vilified by the Pox News professional haters of the day. 

She is the only First Lady with a statue in D.C. and that seems right.  A biography of Eleanor Everywhere is discussed on my blog. 

Finland’s War of Choice: The Troubled Finnish-German Coalition in World War II (2011) by Henrik Lunde.

Goodreads meta-data is 432 pages, rated 3.55 by 38 litizens. 

Genre: History

Verdict: All trees, no forest.

In 1940 Finland fought and lost the four-month Winter War with the Soviet Union, and to preserve its independence made extensive territorial concessions to the victor. The concessions involved about 15% of Finland’s population. These people were expelled from the territory taken over by the Soviets and had to be resettled in the remainder of the country in some productive way. It was major trauma.  Virtually everyone in the country was affected by it. Yet it seemed better than the fate of the other Baltic states. 

Through this period Finland was a parliamentary democracy with free political parties and a free press. This is a point to stress: Finland was an electoral democracy.  As important as Carl Gustaf Mannerheim was and as powerful as he became as field marshal, commander in chief, and then head of government, he worked with elected parliamentarians, rather than dictated to them.  

When the Winter War ended, Finns thought that it was merely an armistice and that the Soviets would be back for more in their own time.  During the Winter War, Finland had appealed for help to its fraternal democracies in Sweden, Norway, Netherlands, Denmark, France, USA, and England. None was forthcoming, though vague promises were made and some individuals — several thousand Swedes — went to Finland. The Comintern did not organise an internal brigade this time, nor did anyone else.

However, badly the Winter War initially went for the Soviet Union, and it went very badly, the result was a foregone conclusion.  Thus, if and when, the Soviet Union wanted to re-open the conflict everyone in Helsinki assumed the remaining Western democracies (Sweden, USA, and GB) would again leave small, isolated, and democratic Finland to fend for itself.  The precedent in 1938 had been the abandonment of democratic Czechoslovakia.  

England faced Germany by November 1940 more or less alone and was unlikely to have the will or way to make a major commitment in Finland, and it would take a major commitment to check Soviet might.  Sweden was locked into neutrality while it supplied Germany with vast amounts of raw materials and ball bearings for war, and as long as it shipped the goods its neutrality was accepted by the Nazis. France, Denmark, Netherlands, Norway were now off the board. The USA clung to fig leaf neutrality.  

Finland was thus effectively surrounded, and alone.  In that situation the enemy’s enemy is a friend. This axiom applied both to Finland and to Germany.  The latter wanted to keep Finland independent both as a threat on the Soviet flank and as a source of nickel and other metals and minerals for its war machine. Finland was desperate to re-arm itself after the near complete depletion of its forces and resources in the Winter War, because the War had stripped men and women from the production of wherewithal of daily life it needed food and clothing to exist.  

Moreover, Germany’s string of early victories made it seem to be the side of history.  That and the Soviets miserable performance against minuscule Finland in the Winter War led both Germans and Finns to suppose that a war with the Soviet Union would be a short war in which a knock-out blow would destroy Red armies once and for all. That assumption explains the poor preparation and planning that went into the German-Finnish alliance. Six weeks was the estimate the Germans suggested to the Finns. 

Accordingly, Nazi Germany and democratic Finland began negotiations for mutual assistance. There was precedent for this rapprochement when in 1917-1918 German troops had helped Finns gain independence by driving out Russians and had then supplied the White Finns in a civil war against Red Finns, even as Germany itself was collapsing.  Out of that bloody and merciless civil war Finland became an electoral democracy with a free press, scheduled elections, competing political parties, and changes of government. 

Back to 1940-1941, German aid to Finland was essential to the latter. It had to have help and Germany was the only available source.  While for the Germans at the start aid to Finland was small and convenient but not essential, but when the preparations for the invasion of the Soviet Union developed, using Finland as a staging area to attack the northern seaports of Murmansk and Archangel, and to surround Leningrad became central in the German plans.  

That the Germans would turn Finland into a battleground whether Finns liked it or not, was another assumption made in Helsinki. That is, in a war between Germany and Russia, neither of these combatants would allow a neutral Finland.  Germany became the lesser evil because it was further away and there was no historic enmity with it as there was with Russia on the border. The conclusion was to try to negotiate with Germany an arrangement that preserved some Finnish degrees of freedom.  

It would become a German ally – a co-belligerent – against the Soviet Union, rather than be occupied and ruled by Germans as a puppet state, an example being Croatia, and could, then perhaps set their own ground rules for co-operating with the Nazis. In the event Finland allied with Germany but only declared war on the Soviet Union and stated its war aim was the restoration of the territory lost in the 1940 Winter War. When the German attacks on the Soviet Union began Finns advanced to Finland’s 1939 borders as they were before the Winter War and stopped, dug in, and waited, while the Germans pressed on toward the sea ports in the far north and Leningrad. 

The Continuation War was to recover the lost territories in red above.

In particular, the Finns took no aggressive action against Leningrad.  Mannerheim was adamant that the Russians would neither forgive nor forget an assault on Leningrad, and that Russia would always be there after the war. He also flatly refused Finnish participation in the attack on the Murmansk railway. The post-War futures of Finland and Russia were fixed by geography. See the two volume biography of Mannerheim by J. O. Screen discussed elsewhere on this blog.  

Officially, the Finnish government referred to this conflict as the Continuation War, a continuation of the Winter War. However, it is true that Finland troops did on occasion advance beyond the 1939 border and even approached Leningrad to create a buffer against a Soviet counter-offensive which came in 1944.  During the Continuation War about 20% of the Finnish population (old and young, male and female) was in uniform. The loss of labor from industry and agriculture made Finland completely reliant on German imports of food and clothing as well as war materials.

As time went on to please its Soviet ally Great Britain did declare war on Finland, but the United States did not.  N.B. Finland did not reciprocate with a declaration of war on England until Nazi pressure made supplies of food contingent on it. As things got difficult for the Germans, efforts were made to draw Finland closer to Germany – including an unwelcome personal visit by Hitler on Mannerheim’s birthday.  To keep the profile of this visit as low as possible Mannerheim claimed he had to stay at the front with the army and the meeting was held in a forest well away from journalists, photographers, and passers-by. No parades.  No speeches.  No flags. No public pledges of unity. No crowds.  No banners. No cheers.  

Finnish diplomacy made semantic distinctions to create a space between Finland and Germany, and when the prophesied short war became a long one, Finland began to enlarge that space in word and deed.  In word diplomatic flirtations in nearby Stockholm (with the Soviet Union, Great Britain, and the United States) increased and military cooperation became estranged (every German request was misunderstood, parsed, and squeezed and the responses were so slow that events often overtook the situation.)   

During its alliance with Nazi Germany parliamentary democracy continued in Finland.  It also did NOT take action against resident Jews, and on one remarkable occasion Mannerheim did leave the army to attend a ceremony in Helsinki honouring Finns killed in the war explicitly including Jews who had served the Finnish army.  This occasion was reported to Hitler who flew into a rage that burned itself out.  

The Continuation War lasted until 29 August 1944 when Finland sued for a separate peace with the Soviet Union.  War did not end there, though, because one of the peace terms imposed by the Soviet Union was that Finland drive the German Army of Lapland in the far north out of its country.  The Soviets did not offer any support, say by replacing the food and armaments the Germans had been supplying, but insisted that the Finns do it themselves. Now! 

This German Lapland army numbered as many as 200,000 troops and this, so-called Lapland War went on from 15 September 1944 to April 1945 when the Germans evacuated nearly all these troops and their equipment from the Arctic north in a remarkable exploit comparable to Dunkirk, but seldom noted in Western Europe. By the way, more than half this German army consisted of Austrians.    

To prevent pursuit by either the Soviets or the Finns, the retreating Germans scorched the earth in the far north.  After the war Soviet pressure prevented Finland from accepting the Marshall Plan and it was years before the far north was rebuilt.  

Finland is not the only country that tried to limit its inevitable association with Nazi Germany.  Bulgaria confined its military operations to Greece, and so its army did not cross into Soviet territory, but that did not save it from Soviet imperialism later. That paper-state Yugoslavia had toyed with some kind of limited association but those deliberations were pre-empted by a German invasion to assist Italian adventures in the Balkans.  When Hungary in 1944 tried to switch sides, the Nazis retaliated and this example caused Finns to walk softly.  

End of the Lapland War

In the end, Mannerheim repudiated the association with Germany and made a separate peace with the Soviet Union. The terms were hard but not as impossible as had been feared.  He had acted to defend Finland from destruction rather than continue to be bound to Germany.  It had been a balancing act. In 1944 Finland needed German food imports to continue to resist the Russians so as to achieve a stable front from which negotiations with the Russians could occur to abandon the Germans.  Of course, both the Germans and Russians were aware of what was going on and applied pressure and threats.  

Likewise to keep the German food coming the Finns had to earn it by working with the Germans, but … at a distance rather than alienate the good will of the Western allies.  The line they walked was to prevent the United States from declaring war on the Finland, and in that they succeeded.   

Henrik Lunde

For reasons lost in the mists of time, Finland’s four-month Winter War with the Soviet Union stuck in my mind long ago and prompted me to add a stay in Helsinki when we visited Russia 2016.  In preparation for the visit I read Screen’s biography of Mannerheim from which I learned a lot, and in Helsinki  we went to museums and locales related to this period and more recently I have feasted on Indy Neidell’s superb Time Ghost You Tube channel.  Even so I still had an appetite for more and read this book, but 80% of it concerns orders of battle and the movement of army units which is of zero (0) interest to me.  

Castle to Castle (1957) by Louis-Ferdinand Céline

GoodReads meta-data is 362 pages, rated 3.81 by 997 litizens.

Genre: Autobiography.

Verdict:  ….ellipses…, indeed!

Louis-Ferdinand Céline

In a southeast corner of Bavaria is the small town (population 17,000 in 2018) of Sigmaringen, which had been the seat of the principality of Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen until 1850, there is a castle befitting that status. The town has since remained the personal property of the Hohenzollern family. Fascinating, uh?  

In September 1944 the castle became home to the remnant of the Vichy government in exile, one of the more bizarre twists of fate in World War II.  More than a thousand people, including Maréchal Phillip Pétain, President of the council of the Vichy government and his prime minister, Fernand de Brinon were trucked out of Vichy and ensconced in and around that Hohenzollern Castle at Sigmaringen.  The others were Vichy loyalists, officials, army officers, clerks, ministers, telephonists, typists, janitors, archivists, aides, butlers, factotums, secretaries, churchmen, sycophants, diplomats, hangers-on, however, initially there were few of the French fascist zealots from Paris who were left to fend for themselves.  Along with the loyalists went their families and retainers. This castle would qualify as an Old Dark House with dungeons, hidden doors, spy holes, caves, secret passages, bricked up passage ways, concealed rooms, and the ghosts of Hohenzollerns past.  In residence was the last Hohenzollern princess who occasionally appeared from her private apartment.  

This crew was officially known as – get this – first as la Commission gouvernementale de Sigmaringen, which was changed a few days later to la Délégation gouvernementale française pour la défense des intérêts français en Allemagne, and then la Commission gouvernementale française pour la défense des intérêts nationaux. Even in 1944, even in extremis managers reorganise and rename to justify their existence, it would seem.  Whatever the nomenclature, it was the government in exile of Vichy France until April 1945.  By a personal order from Hitler, the Castle and its environs were designated a French enclave ruled by the aforementioned government in exile.  

Now why Hitler would bother with this lot is another question, perhaps for Indy Neidell one day.  Hitler had rescued Mussolini and set him up with a rump government at Salo, yes, true, but that made some sense in that the Salo government kept order in northern Italy behind German lines. The Sigmaringen government had nothing to order but itself for the seven months of its tenuous existence. One speculation is that the Vichy Government, house of cards though it was, was kept intact so that should the the tide of war change it could be quickly re-installed. Chalk that up to optimism.  

Neither Pétain nor Pierre Laval, for though deposed as prime minister the latter remained a power behind the throne, or so he thought, wanted to leave France, though what their fate would be if they remained requires no imagination, yet possibly both these men were so deluded they alone would have been surprised by the lynch mob.  The solution was to make the enclave French territory on the model of an embassy.  This German legal fiction was grudgingly accepted by the Vichy loyalists. Hence both Laval and Pétain could say they had not left French territory while in that castle in Germany.  Look up legal fiction for details. 

Meanwhile, some of those zealots who had fled from Paris joined the group.  This was not a homogeneous lot.  The zealots from Paris had long criticised the Vichy government for its sloth, incompetence, semitism, fashion sense, defeatism, and lack of commitment to the cause of fascism, failure to retain the French Empire, and poor grammar.  Parisien leaders of factions, cults, and publicists put themselves forward at this eleventh and dark hour as alternative governments to the Germans in this city-state of one thousand damned souls. These rivalries are partly reflected in the name changes noted above, as the splinter groups of a few dozen jockeyed for position. The Germans had no interest in rocking the already sinking boat and stuck with the Vichy comedy.

Among the number in the castle were the medical doctor and novelist Céline, Lucette, his wife, and Bébert, their cat, and later in 1957 desperate to make a living, he penned this screed about those dying days.  It consists of his well known ellipses in stream of consciousness. It seems to this reader it was published only because it had Céline’s name on it. After the war he had been judged a traitor and suffered national denigration for his collaboration. That denigration meant he was excluded from social services and even could not ride public transport.  To see a doctor, to buy a metro ticket in those days one had to show the carte d’identité, and his card was marked.  But he had been a celebrated novelist and his postwar notoriety, perhaps, added to the caché of the book, or so the publisher may have estimated.  

A page of his text shows the ellipsis.

The Vichy French flag flew over the Castle, a newspaper of sorts was produced, a radio station was set up but seldom had enough electricity to broadcast, and some other accoutrements of a state, like – believe it or not – postage stamps were designed. The file clerks filed; the typists typed; the factotums factoted. There were also three foreign ambassadors in attendance, Italian, Japanese, and German. And it had its own army, a gang of the dreaded Milice. However, the aged Maréchal, who was well over eighty years old by this time, went into a sulk and refused to participate in this last charade.  

Food was scarce, aerial bombardment an ever-present threat, drinking water often contaminated, the German-uniformed (mostly Croat) guards were warders who made sure none of their charges left, and they, too, were anxious. The more desperate the circumstances the more the exiles turned on each other. Leading the way, Céline shrilly denouncing them all as Jews. 

News of the Christmas Nazi Ardennes offensive, rumours of Nazi secret weapons all gave hope to these desperate and despicable people, but the reality of no food, no paper, no wine, no soap, no fuel for heat, no hot water, no drugs, no clean bandages, no socks, no thread to mend ripped clothing, no nothing was crushing.   

As Free French forces approached, Pétain and Laval and few others in their retinue fled into Switzerland.  (Some sources say the French Free army was slowed to allow the inmates to escape as the Free French had no desire to deal with them.)  Once in Switzerland Pétain demanded that he be returned to France and he was, while Laval demanded asylum in Switzerland which was denied and he, too, was returned to France. Meanwhile back at the castle the German-Croat guards disappeared as the Free French rolled in and bagged the remainder, though in the confusion a few individuals escaped to Italy. 

The book is sprinkled with hindsight and it was all written well after the fact. Céline did not keep a diary, though he did practice medicine among the exiles and kept notes for that.  

It is a story reminiscent of that other, smaller castle crew at Château Itter (Austria) where from 1940 the Germans held as hostages to fortune French officials of the Third Republic. Among them were former prime ministers Éduoard Daladier, who had sat in a numb silence at Munich, and Paul Reynaud, who in 1940 had wanted to continue the fight from Algeria, former Vichy cabinet minister Jean Borotera who resisted Vichy’s anti-semitism, and Generals Maurice Gamelin and Maxime Weygand, along with politicians Andre François-Poncet, Michel Clemenceau, and Albert Lebrun, as well as one of Charles de Gaulle’s sisters, and a few others totalling perhaps thirty. LeBrun had been the President of the Senate who had authorised Pétain to sound out the Germans about terms and was then surprised when Pétain used the commission to surrender without attempting negotiation.    

There would have been no love lost among these people.  Gamelin and Weygand were each at work on memoirs blaming the other for the Defeat, as were Daladier and Reynaud. Léon Blum, another one-time prime minister was not here, because Vichy officials had in mind a show trial to blame him for anything and everything, and kept him apart.  The Itter was liberated in late 1944.  

But let’s not forget that the most significant hostages to fortune that the Nazis had, namely, a million plus French prisoners of war, working as slave labor in German war industries and on farms.  In addition to these unfortunates, there were also as many as another million French citizens sent to Germany as forced labor by the Service du Travail Obligatoire (STO). The Vichy Regime made little effort to secure the release of the POWs or to stymie the STO.  Indeed, as to the latter, sometimes it sent more conscripts than ordered by the Nazis to show how enthusiastic it was. In addition the production of millions of others in France was harvested and sent to Germany. 

N.B. In 1941 the Vichy Regime did try to negotiate a return of prisoners by offering German unlimited access to Syria and Lebanon. This was attractive to Germany as a threat both to the Suez Canal and the Iraq oil fields.  It took the Allied conquest of the Levant (in which Australians participated) to block that move. NSW Governor Roden Cutler had his leg shot off there.