La Casa (1976) The House
IMDb meta-data is a runtime of 1 hour and 37 minutes, rated 5.2 by someone.
DNA: Spain.
Verdict: [Zzzzzzzz.]
Tagline: Inanity for one and all.
Six of the shallowest characters ever filmed drink, eat, and copulate. Sounds better than it is. When not otherwise engaged, as above, they play Jeremy Bentham pinball machines. Such glamour! Such luxury! Only the slot machines were absent from this Leagues Club tavern in the sky.
The millionaire host invited two other couples for a dinner that lasts forever, or so it seemed to this viewer, for his home is a space ship. Something the guests did not notice when they drove up and entered. Nor did they notice its takeoff into orbit. His plan is to wait out in orbit the radiation of a nuclear catastrophe. They run out of food but not cigarettes or whiskey or electricity.
After reading this script, they begin committing suicide.
It’s so bad only Stephen Seagal could have made it worse.