Road Service to the Stars

Cosmic Rescue: The Moonlight Generations (2003) (コスミック・レスキュー ザ・ムーンライト・ジェネレーションズ)

IMDb meta-data is a runtime of 1h and 24m, rated 5.7 by 25 cinematizens. 

DNA: Japan.

Genre: SyFy.

Verdict: Stop the music!

Tagline:  Non-stop. 

The boring routine and madcap adventures of a 2053 NRMA space road rescue patrol number 89.  It is composed of three mop-tops who read comics, chew gum, spend hours on a coiffure while sweeping up debris.  They cannot even rescue themselves from boredom, and then…!    

Another corporate conspiracy is at work, but all’s well that…, well, ends.  

It moves so fast, there is no time to count the plot holes and character contradictions.   

It has inspired me to try to find the director’s The Library Wars to get an update on Florida’s war on knowledge where library proscriptions will soon be enforced by masked, armed thugs recruited from jails.