The Incomparable One

Pitching Man (2009).

Meta-data is a runtime of 55m (not on IMDb). 

Genre: Documentary.

DNA: 108-stitches. (If you know, then you know; and if you don’t, then you don’t.)

Verdict: Incomparable.  

Tagline: If you quit, then the bastards win.

An hour spent in the singular company of Leroy ‘Satchel’ Paige from hungry poverty in Mobile Alabama to international celebrity on the strength of a fastball that no one, including Joe DiMaggio, could hit.  He become the Major League’s Baseball’s Rookie of the Year at age 42.  The Jolter was one of many who said Paige was the most difficult pitcher he ever faced, and even a windbag like Dizzy Dean said Paige was from another planet.  

Know a man by his enemies: Taylor Sphinx (the tyrannical owner of the Sporting News) despised Paige. That is one for Satchel. Know a man by his friends.  Bill Veeck was his best friend.  Add another credit for Satchel. Here’s another for him: Teddy ‘Baseball’ Williams used his own induction speech at the Valhalla of Cooperstown to advocate the inclusion of historic black players and he named Satchel Paige as the best pitcher he had ever faced, and he saw a 42-year-old Satch.    

All things considered in long hindsight the most remarkable thing about Paige was that he never complained about the constraints that racism put on him.  He just got on with what he did best – pitching. He was no civil rights campaigner like Jack Robinson. I don’t know what conclusion to draw from that comparison but perhaps a reader does.  

I saw him pitch an inning once in an exhibition game when he must have been sixty, and he struck out the side on nine pitches.  I lined up for his autography later which he kindly provided but that artefact is now lost, perhaps it was kept by a buddy who lined up with me.  

Fun in Prague

State of Emergency (2024) Vyjimecny stav

IMDb meta-data is a runtime of 1h and 41m, rated 5.4 by 115 cinematizens.

Genre: Satire; Species: dramedy. 

DNA: Czech.

Verdict: [Gasp!]

Tagline: The story must go on…and on.

Czech Radio correspondent from a civil war in the Middle East makes a surprise return to his home in Prague, fearing his wife’s infidelity during his long absence.  She, too, is a journalist at Czech Radio. 

His fevered imagination misinterprets everything and he goes ballistic, confirming his worst fears, but he has to keep up the pretence of reporting on the spot from a state of emergency in Arabia.  Ingenuity and laughs follow, as does his wife’s incredulity, exasperation, (im)patience, and then enthusiasm for the project.  The deception is a circle as the television news plagiarises the radio news which plagiarises the news services and the television which plagiarises both. And repeat.  

Some of the humour is adult, and there is some gratuitous violence at the end, but the result is upbeat.  If you have seen His Girl Friday (1940) you get the idea, and if you haven’t: why not?  

There is side story with a school teacher about disinformation that seemed tacked on and not integrated, and the final shootout started as farce and ends up with cadavers.    

Most of this dramedy takes places in the apartment so there was no Prague travelogue to remind us of our visit there. 

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Speaking of patience, mine was stretched.  This was the finale of the Czech & Slovak film festival at the local Dendy, it began an hour late while we sheep sat and waited. Grumble, grumble.  

‘Let us now praise famous men.’

Amid the idiocy of current news I find respite, even comfort from that phrase for it reminds me of what some people are capable of doing.  The phrase is a passage from the Book of Ecclesiasticus also known as the Wisdom of Solomon. (The Thought Police who react to the use of the noun ‘men’ are advised to take up the matter with the author, Solomon.) 

Today the three men who come to my mind were Dwight Eisenhower and John Steinbeck, and Bob Hope.  I don’t suppose the names mean much to most people these days, and so I will venture are few words of introduction.

Eisenhower was a general on whose order 1.2 million soldiers invaded Normandy France in 1944.  Later he was a two-term president of the United States.  When he retired in 1960 he made a pilgrimage to France. It was not a victory lap.  There were no parades.  He did not go to Paris to receive accolades.  Rather he went to the war cemeteries in Normandy sixteen (16) years after the fact.  The pictures need no annotation.  These men died on his order and he knew it, just as he knew some of them personally.  

John Steinbeck was a writer, mostly novels, but also journalism.  In that same war, at forty plus years old, he followed twenty-year old American solders into battle.  The dispatches are collected under the title Once There was a War for the literate. Bob Hope was an entertainer, a comedian.

Without a doubt the most compelling of many remarkable accounts is his observation of the comedian Bob Hope in an army hospital ward.  Read it and weep.  

We have need for more of their kind today.  These three needed no gold to affirm their worth, neither in their own eyes nor ours.  

Talk of a military parade reminded me of Eisenhower who needed no such parade, and a conversation with a reader at breakfast the other day called John Steinbeck to mind,  When Eisenhower comes to my mind the first thing I remember is his face in the city of the dead in Normandy, while with Steinbeck it is report of Bob Hope among the dying.   Morbid I suppose, yet uplifting, too.