Secrets of the Seven Smallest States of Europe

Secrets of the Seven Smallest States of Europe (2004) by Thomas Eccardt

GoodReads meta-data is 348   pages rated 3.78 by 65 litizens.  

Genre: History

Verdict:  The Micro Seven! 

Go ahead list them!  

Ordered by population.  


PopulationArea in km2Per capita GDP US$
Vatican City8250.49
San Marino 34,23261.260,551
Monaco38,3002.1115,700
Liechtenstein38,78416098,432
Andorra 77,54346742,035
Malta514,56431648,246
Luxembourg626,1082,586112,045

Source: Wikipedia

These entities have most of the features of a state, though the most dubious inclusion is Vatican City. While each is unique, in general they have survived largely as a convenience to their larger neighbours, usually because they had nothing those neighbours wanted. Their existence was written into treaties at one time or another.  Luxembourg was a buffer between France and Germany.  Monaco made many compromises with France to retain such sovereignty as it has. Only Malta and founding member Luxembourg are in the EU, but most accept the Euro.    

The only one with significant natural resources is Luxembourg which has long produced high quality steel.  None is self-sufficient in food. They have all issued post stamps for revenue.  Andorra made itself into tax-free shopping mall. Monaco has that casino. Liechtenstein has Swiss banking secrecy even if the Swiss no longer do.  San Marino has a nonpareil stone cutting and stone working craft. Malta has Maltesers. The other major asset Malta has, along some of the other micros, is an expatriate community that supports it.  

The micros represent collectively and individually a residue of European history.  The Knights of Hospitaller played a major role in making Malta European when Charles V of Spain gave the island to the Knights (in return for a first round draft pick [checking to see who is paying attention]). Then there are the 13th Century Grimaldis in Monaco who passed from pirates to princes, the come-lately Grand Duke of Luxembourg, and the co-princes of Andorra, and the fiefdom that is/was Liechtenstein, a country named after a family.  Only San Marino stands apart with its 13th Century origins as a republic (and by the way being a republic does not make it democratic, see a political science 101 textbook for the distinction). Of the Vatican, well it is a medieval monastery writ global.   

During the Spanish Civil War, to avoid that conflict Andorra pretended to be French, and then to avoid World War II to avoid that conflict it switched to pretend to be neutral Spain. Dual nationality can be handy. San Marino supported fascist Italy but did not declare war on anyone while the Italians lost their black shirts at the casino in Monaco. During the war many (of the few) Liechtensteineans (take that spell checker!) embraced Austrian Nazism, but after the war they dusted off neutral Swiss cow bells. During World War II the German dismembered Luxembourg and its steel went into tanks, while Malta was bombed to ruination.  

Luxembourg has laboured to integrate itself into Europe and the UN, and Malta has trod the path of de-colonisation along with many other African and Asian states though it seldom associated itself with them.  

I am ready for Eggheads! I can distinguish Monaco from Monte Carlo, and I know how the Grimaldis got the title prince, and I am telling all!  First, Mount Charles in Italian is Monte Carlo, and it is a rocky rise named for an earlier Grimaldi, and the area now is where the Croesus clan lives, as in ‘as rich as Croesus.’  Monaco City is where the casino and historic belle époque buildings are to be found. 

The first Grimaldis who seized the area and ruled by the sword were nautical pirates who tired of salt water.  One of them, trying to establish the legitimacy of his rule, wrote letters sent by couriers to all manner of dukes, kings, princes, popes, and signed himself as Prince of Monaco.  After doing this for years and getting little response, because it was convenient in a geopolitical struggle a king of Spain wrote back and addressed him as prince to secure access for shipping to and from Naples.

Well, thereafter this Grimaldi make sure anyone and everyone knew that the King of Spain said he was a prince, and that made it so!   Does that still work?  

Liechtenstein is the only country in the world named after a family.  Roy Licthenstein is no relation. or maybe he is and just cannot spell.    

It is alleged that San Marino hosted about 100,000 refugees from World War II, about ten times the resident population. Many were Jews escaping from the German killing machine in 1943. I did find that number hard to credit.     

The mechanical Turk consulted the algorithms and the stars and recommended this title after I had read concise histories of several European countries.  I bit out of (idle) curiosity.  

Death in Eden (2014) by Paul Heald.

Death in Eden (2014) by Paul Heald.

GoodReads meta-data is 344 pages, rated 3.91 by 66 litizens.  

Genre: Hybrid – academic krimi.  

Verdict:  Different.  

In which the untenured professor of industrial sociology Stanley interviews female workers about job satisfaction and is almost murdered, almost loses his wife, and does not get tenure.  But learns a lot about the specialised porn film industry in Los Angeles, far away from home in small-town, down-state Illinois.  

When the opportunity arises to go to LA and interview a cohort of workers the  hapless professor is quickly in way over his head, but perseveres.  After all he knows how to interview people, so he starts interviewing people and when one of them is murdered he keeps on interviewing, and adding things up.  

The investigating police officer starts out as a stereotype but there is more to him than meets the cliché, and that is nicely done. The character are differentiated, and the setting is, well, distinctive. Likewise his wife proves more than a match for the odd circumstances. These good qualities are diluted by a denouement that is too much deus ex machina for this reader. 

Paul Heald – professor of law

The author has many other titles. 

The Immortal Dracula (2020) by Robin Bailes

The Immortal Dracula (2020) by Robin Bailes. 

GoodReads meta-data is 305 pages, 4.67 by a paltry three litizens. Read faster you lot! 

Genre: Pastiche.

Verdict: Razor tongue strikes again. 

The redoubtable Maggie has been burrowing away in Romania when….  This is the fourth title in Bailes’s series of tributes to the Universal Horror films.  In her archeological pursuits Maggie usually works with Amy.  Confronted with a problem on a dig, they had a division of labor; Amy retires to the library to research it, while Maggie hits it with a spade to see what happens.  

The title gives away quite a bit, but Maggie didn’t read it and when trudging through the snow during a winter storm in the Carpathian Mountains she is glad of a welcome and a warm fire in the Gothic castle on the hilltop; she shows no surprise to meet the Lord….Dracula.  He’s kindly old gent, bit pale, but it is deep in a long winter, and he keeps telling her to unwrap the scarf from her neck…  Keep the spade handy, Maggie! Readers want you on deck for later titles in this series. 

The time line is fractured but immortals like Dracula don’t wear watches and the cast of characters got lost on me.  I did think too much was made of the English village doctor in the first third of the book and then he more or less disappears.  But in general Bailes ties up all the loose ends by the last page!  Can one say of the Count: The End?    

Robin Bailes

Bailes hosts a zinger You Tube channel called My Dark Corner of this Sick World on which he savages bad movies once a week, and more.  Highly recommended for the brilliant editing and razor sharp commentary in 5 – 7 minutes.  Plus you can chart his ever changing hair styles and speculate on the reasons why at no extra charge.   

A Concise History of Bulgaria (2d ed) (2005) by Richard Crampton.

A Concise History of Bulgaria (2d ed) (2005) by Richard Crampton.

Goodreads meta-data is 287 pages, rate 3.71 by 114 litizens.  

Genre: History

Verdict: Be glad, be very glad….  

Bulgars are not Slavs and they were not always all Christians either.  One early Bulgar ruler negotiated with the Roman Pontiff and the Byzantine Prelate for the best terms to convert the kingdom to Christianity.  This episode seems to prefigure much of the following history for the Bulgars, dealing with internal divisions between Bulgars and Slavs, while holding off two powerful neighbours. By the way he got the best deal from Constantinople though later it was reneged. That, too, recurred: Deal followed by no deal.  

When the Bulgarian Empire waxed it needed a common language for cadastral lists, i.e., tax collection by another name. Cyrillic script was developed within its borders for that purpose.  At times the Bulgarian lands reached from the Black Sea to the Adriatic Sea. 

The bigger it got, the bigger target it became for Magyars, Serbs, Russians, Greeks (inevitably Byzantine tax collectors), and finally the Ottomans who were less inclined to negotiate than the Byzantines had been. Later enemies of the Ottomans saw in the Bulgars an ally. 

Bulgaria and Bulgarians inevitably were sucked into the recurrent wars between Russia and Turkey, each side quick to take revenge on the smaller, third party. Bulgarians long saw Russians, because of Christianity, as saviours. In 1878 Russians and Ottomans agreed to permit a Bulgarian state, but later the same year the Treaty of Berlin pared down its territory to weaken it. The result was to dispossess many ethnic Bulgarians whose cause became the main foreign policy target for successive Bulgarian regimes, justifying the Serbian war (1908), the First Balkan War (1912), and the Second Balkan War (1913), and World War I allied with Germany and with the ancient enemy, the Ottomans in return from promises of new borders that would encompass all Bulgarians (and some others besides). 

An Ottoman army officer in the First Balkan War, Kemal Ataturk, envied Bulgarians their unity, nationalism, and language.  While the Ottoman Empire was gigantic in comparison, it was also disorganised, dispirited, and disunited. There was nearly nothing in common to rally the troops. Later when he became the philosopher-king of Turkey, he created a Turkish language and a panoply of national symbols to match those he had seen among Bulgars.  

In the Great War Bulgarian troops held off an Allied Expeditionary Force operating from Greece for years, despite being outnumbered and outgunned at times.  But the human and material cost was considerable with dead, wounded, and displaced refugees.  In the Treaty of Versailles it lost considerable ground and several hundred thousand ethnic Bulgars migrated into its new, reduced borders, causing many dislocations. Tsar Boris III initiated a long period of authoritarian rule in 1918.    

With the intrusion of German hegemony in the Balkans, Boris III entered into a passive alliance with the Nazi regime.  In return for this association Bulgaria was to occupy Macedonia, lately part of Yugoslavia, and Thrace, taken from Greece, and there was a complicated arrangement with Rumania, too.  True many residents of these territories were ethnic Bulgars, but not all. These early gains were popular until resistance in them occurred and casualty lists arrived.  Boris insisted that the Bulgarian army, undertrained and ill equiped with few capable officers, was totally committed in these territories, and had to remain as a buffer and deterrent to any attack from Greece or Turkey.  Ergo Bulgaria did not take part in the war on the Soviet Union, though German troops and supplies for the East passed through its lands. Pressure from the Germans led to anti-Jewish measures but Bulgaria made little effort to enforce them.  Also to placate Hitler it did declare war on England and the USA, a symbolic gesture that led the Allies to seize Bulgarian assets, few as they were, and to bomb Sofia and elsewhere. It never did declare war on the Soviet Union despite increasing German pressure.   

In the 1930s there had been parliamentary elections in Bulgaria in which voting was compulsory for men and optional for married women.  These affairs were carefully managed, administered, and manipulated to get the result Boris desired (as in Florida and Texas), but nonetheless they occurred and sometimes threw up surprises. Remember it was not until 1979 that woman got the vote in enlightened, Western, and democratic Switzerland.  

Tsar Boris III

In August 1943 upon returning from a meeting with Hitler, who raged at him about deporting Jews more than fighting the Soviets, at age 49 Boris died. Rumours of poison soon circulated. He was succeeded by his six year old son and a coup d’état followed. Thence came a succession of governments, some self-appointed, and efforts to steer between the Soviets and Nazis, pleasing neither. Bulgarian Jews who were Bulgarian citizens in Bulgaria had the best chances of survival, but not the Bulgarian Jews who were not Bulgarian citizens even if in Bulgaria, still less those from areas outside the map lines of Bulgaria at the time. It is no doubt a more complicated and messy story.  In latter 1944 the Bulgarian government dominated by communists changed sides and declared war on Germany in a desperate effort to assuage the all-conquering Soviets. Italy’s 1943 switch saved it from much Allied retribution but the Bulgarians had no such luck with the Soviets who used the Bulgarian Army in the remainder of the war as cannon fodder and then in the subsequent peace punished Bulgaria as a defeated enemy.   

While there were plenty of home-grown anti-semites, Germanophiles, and fascists in Bulgaria in these pages they never seemed to have much influence on the government or army.  Don’t know quite why even after reading this book, when such types were so influential in other places. 

The Western allies left Eastern Europe to the Soviets and by 1947 Bulgarian was a one-party state with a monotone press.  The repression that followed was, well, repressive, violent, erratic, relentless….  Bulgaria became more Red than Moscow most of the time.  When regime change came to Moscow, Bulgaria’s north star was gone.  The incredulous response of Bulgarian communists to the indifference of Gorbachev’s Russia would be amusing were it not so destructive. As long as Bulgaria was Red, Moscow had subsidised it, but with Gorbachev the subsidies stopped…abruptly.  The result was a disaster that got worse over the following years of the New World Disorder. 

With Russia indifferent, the only choice was the West, i.e., the EU and NATO, and Bulgaria has tried to fit into both, but, well, the rule of law is one problem it has in common with Romania (and now Washington DC).   

The book ends with a nice reflection on the vexed history of this crossroads, that inevitably is at the margins of either East or West.    

Richard Crampton

It seems to have been my week in the Balkans. On the night table is Robin Bailes’s The Immortal Dracula (2020) set in contemporary Transylvania and on the day table is this title.  

Bulgaria has tried to manage two large, aggressive neighbours in Germany and the Russia.  When I read about Finland’s efforts during World War II to work with but not join the Nazi Axis powers, there were a few allusions to Bulgaria’s efforts to ally with Nazi Germany on its own terms.  How did that work? Time to find out. See above.   

Homer’s The Iliad and the Odyssey: A Biography (2007) by Alberto Manguel.

GoodReads meta-data is 285 pages rated 3.85 by 310 litizens. 

Genre:  Mythology. 

Verdict:  The beginning and the end.

Life is a battle and life is a journey, it is often said. If so, then Homer covered it all.  Ten years of battle followed by ten years of journey.   

Manguel passes lightly over the caltrops that plague classrooms, was there anyone called Homer, did he live at the right time, were the texts written, could he have witnessed anything, was there a Troy,…? (We visited the site of Troy in 2015.)  These obstacles often obstruct college readers.  Well, I know they impeded my first readings, but Homer rises above the pygmies and prevails.  While those controversies come and go with the tide of tenured controversialists, Homer endures.

The book charts the passage of the two books through European culture with the sure hand that Manguel always displays, and with some of the most compelling insights this reader has ever encountered in a lifetime of reading (about) these texts. The obvious comparison is the essayist Umberto Eco, who has become a showman, all form and no substance; in contrast, Manguel has both form and substance to spare.  

For example, he lays bare the love stories within the Iliad, missed by those who see only a war story, that is, Achilles for slave girl Briseis, Patroclus for comrade in arms Achilles, Hector for wife Andromache and she for him, Priam for son Hector, and Paris for ineffable Helen.  All of these are blotted out by the dark fate that brings them into collision. Love does not conquer all but is omnipresent.  By the way, the only survivor in the foregoing list of lovers is Briseis.    

When Hector and Andromache, he holding their young son, Astyanax, embrace Homer closes this scene of familial love by saying ‘the bright helmet lay at his feet.’  The fate it betokens is inescapable.  

Yes, it is war, and there is killing, but as Manguel notes Homer describes the deaths of warriors individually and no two of them are the same.  He gives to each of the fallen a name and a distinctive turn of phrase, more than sixty of them. There are no unknown soldiers here in mass graves. Each of them is a tragedy in which a noble spirit becomes a thing dragged in the dust. If it is a war story it is also the first anti-war story in its merciless detail. 

A recent translation.

Both Achilles and Odysseus tried to dodge the draft.  Achilles hid among women while Odysseus feigned madness by plowing sand.  But neither could escape fate. In the afterlife Achilles laments the fate that befell him, though he partly chose it, making it all the more bitter.  

In his decade-long return Odysseus remained staunch to Penelope, giving way only to goddesses where he had no choice.  The one mortal woman who came to him, he politely declined. Circe and Calypso he could not decline.  (Try that one sometime with Mrs and see what happens.)  

I liked the story of Alexander Pope’s rendering of the Iliad. Pope knew no Greek (and only some autodidact Latin) and thus did not work from a Greek text or an early Latin version, but rather compiled the existing English translations and synthesised them into a single text, and then edited it to get the right effects. While the result is thus not a translation from the Greek text, the emotional resonance is perfect.  

While Manguel covers much he could not mention Madeline Miller’s beautiful novel Circe (2018) and I wish he could have done so.  Perhaps in a second edition.  What would he make of this splendid novel?  Nor does he mention the drum-beat cadence of Christoper Logue’s War Music (2003), a translation of parts of the Iliad. Nor does he mention any of the audible versions now available, though he does note some of the public recitations that have become a fashion. I was tempted by one in Sydney last year until I realised that it was standing room only.  That is, to say the audience was to stand for three three-hour sessions over three nights.  Include me out.  

Nor does he mention Homer’s contention that heroes need poets more than vice versa for without poets to tell the story and make it memorable no one would know what heroes have done. Poets can versify other things, if there are no heroes, but for heroes without poets there is only oblivion.  I looked for the passage just now but could not find it readily.  Perhaps a reader can lay eyes on it.

Alberto Mangual

There is no discussion of the philology of the foundation text of either poem.  Indeed, is there a foundation text somewhere in the world?  I assume the Homeric texts came to Europe through Spain via Arabic translations, but have no confirmation for that assumption from these pages.  Hold on, Wikipedia has it that the oldest complete, authentic text was middle Greek from the Tenth Century AD in Byzantium. It was the basis for Latin translations at the time, but has since itself been lost, either to a private collector, or – more likely – to destruction. A Latin translation might have been taken to Florence when the Medici’s offered a bounty for such treasures.    

A title in a series concerning books that changed the world, I have read at least two others in this series.  One was adequate and the other not, but this one rises well above the series as a stand alone title.   

Canaris: The Life and Death of Hitler’s Spymaster (2006) by Michael Müller

GoodReads meta-data is 368 pages, rated 3.37 by fifteen litizens.

Genre: biography. 

Verdict: [See Edmund Burke]

Wilhelm Canaris (1887-1945) was head of the central intelligence service, the Abwehr, in Nazi Germany from January 1935 to December 1944, appointed by Adolf Hitler. He went into the Imperial German Navy in 1912 and during the Great War served on a U-Boat, based at Pola on the Adriatic Coast of Austria, and we were there a couple of years ago on the way to Venice, sailing in South American waters during World War I. Fluent in Spanish, while doing so, he set up coast watching networks that observed Allied shipping movements. This was the beginning of his career as a spy.

His boat was interned with engine failure in Chile, and he made his own way back to Germany by stealth. Another credit in his spy book. He passed himself off as an Argentine when travelling through Bristol while the war was still on and went on to the neutral Netherlands and from there to Kiel.    

The 1918 armistice took most German seamen by surprise, having had a steady diet of propaganda, they expected the British to capitulate at any moment, and had little idea how dire the military situation was, and even less knowledge of the privations on the home front. They were either isolated at sequestered naval bases far from the front and cosseted from the privations of citizens, or in ships far away at sea.    

In the disorder of 1918-1920 that followed the armistice he took the side of order, as he understood it, and helped organise Freikorps resistance to the Spartacus Revolt. There is no doubt he feared a Red Revolution like that in Russia and he did everything he could to thwart such an occurrence in Germany, though how much he would have known about the Red Terror at the time is unclear to this reader. 

These were confused and confusing times. He spend much of the 1920’s on missions to Spain as the Weimar Republic tried to circumvent the Treaty of Versailles restrictions on ship building with Iberian complicity. In so doing, he built up a network of agents and contacts that would came to serve other purposes.  

When his name kept cropping up in League of Nations inquiries into Versailles compliance, the Navy hid him on one of the ageing battleships it had been allowed to retain, which he commanded for three years. His reputation as a mastermind of intelligence and his demonstrated ability as a commander brought him back to Berlin at a time when the intelligence services were being re-organised and were free(r) from conditions in the Versailles Treaty. 

While centralisation was opposed by the many independent intelligence services, the compromise was to put a Navy, rather than an Army, man on top, and that was Canaris just as the Nazis completed the seizure of power, which inevitably led to another re-organisation with the SS, the SD, the SA, and the Gestapo dividing up the great game. Somehow Canaris steered through these sharks to keep the Abwehr independent and focussed externally on military matters.  To do so he maintained good relations with Rudolph Heydrich, Heinrich Himmler, and the other Nazi cannibals.  He must have joined the Party but I cannot remember right now. Through the 1930s he was drawn ever more tightly into the regime, and promoted to fleet admiral.

Along with many others in the armed forces as Hitler’s determination for war developed, Canaris wrote history memoranda.  History memoranda are written and filed so that the author can say later, ‘I told you so!’  But without making any great effort to act on the conclusions.  For an  example see the career of Robert McNamra. This author takes those memoranda at face value, but this reader sees cynicism in many of them, including those by Canaris.  He, like many generals, wanted to slow the rush to war, the better for Germany to be prepared. Later he was revolted by the exterminations that swiftly followed in Poland, but soon concluded there was nothing he could do about them.   

The endless back-biting, power plays, undermining, arrogance, and selfish self-promotion among the Nazi leadership is impressive.  It seems incessant with every kind of calumny employed. Of course, such goal displacement is common in any organisation, however, in this instance it is such a difference of degree to be a difference of kind. Lies, distortions, half-truths, malicious rumours are all the currency of promotion to the point of killing rivals, all the while putting everything in writing. Canaris was a master of this game, though he himself seldom wrote down anything, but he was such a big target that he attracted a host of enemies who compiled dossiers on his every move and utterance.  No fool, he must have known that. But he always seemed to have a credible response to the repeated accusations.    

From 1935 to 1940 there was occasional talk about a coup d’état to replace Hitler, but it was only desultory talk. The author blames the Allies at times for not supporting such clandestine efforts, but any Allied support, no matter how subtle, might equally have galvanised a furious nationalistic response.  From go to whoa, Germans were responsible for what Germans did.  End of story. 

In July 1944 his name was linked to the conspirators who tried to kill Hitler. The fact that no evidence supported such an association was itself taken as proof of how devious he was, and he was arrested, isolated, humiliated, tortured, and executed, as were scores of others who had nothing to do with the plot or plotters. It was convenient for generals and diplomats to blame everything on the Abwehr, which after all had not won the war for Germany.  So they did, hoping in vain to save themselves.  

The book ends at his execution with no concluding chapter.  Too bad. I came to see him as something like Albert Speer, a technician who played all sides of the table.  There is no doubt he shielded many enemies of Hitler, and saved some Jews, and did not energetically promote the aggressive war, and discouraged Spain from embracing the Nazi regime, but all this can be seen as investments in alternative futures, and that seems in keeping with a man who had no deep convictions. On the other hand the Abwehr provided a constant stream of valuable tactical and strategic intelligence to the German cause. 

While I always found this enigmatic character curious, I have had little taste to read about the terrible times and things in which he was involved. Still I ventured to read the Kindle sample of this biography of Canaris, and morbid curiosity kept me going.  

The biggest question for me is why the Germans did not realise that the Enigma Machine had been compromised. It was originally a navy device and Canaris must have had knowledge of it.  It is not mentioned in these pages, according to my memory.  It is comparable to the German failure to realise in World War I that the British had cracked their most secret code even as the evidence mounted.  On this latter instance see Barbara Tuchman, The Zimmerman Telegram, which is discussed elsewhere in this blog. The obvious answer in both cases is arrogance.  In WWI the Germans did not  believe their complicated cypher could not broken. Period. In WWII the Germans could not believe their complicated cypher machine could be broken.  Wrong both times.

The Shakespeare Requirement (2018) by Julie Schumacher.

GoodReads meta-data is 309 pages, rated 3.66 by 2195 litizens.

Genre: Novel.

Verdict: Amen, Sister!  Tell it!  

In which are chronicled the further adventures of Professor Jason Fitger who has become chair of the fractious Department of English at Payne State University after the longterm incumbent decamped over the summer. Fitger is immediately deluged with a backlog of administrative paperwork, including a Vision Statement. To be budgeted each department must submit such a statement that meets the approval of the Provost.  

The University President’s main task is constantly lobbying the state legislature to slow the continued, inexorable erosion of Payne’s appropriation. In her absence the University is run by the above mentioned Provost who is seldom seen, and any effort to secure an appointment fails.  Indeed some long-serving deans have never seen this shadowy provost.  

In the age of McKinsey management, Payne University is dedicated to cutting deadwood, increasing quality, and turning anything and everything to a profit. The Business School has become a Forbidden City unto itself selling degrees.  The sciences have been tailored into applied research and development laboratories for the industries owned by Payne donors. Drug and medical insurance companies fund and own the life sciences. Those sciences that could not secure private funding have disappeared, e.g., astronomy, with the planetarium now used for storage. The University president dreams of a future where there will be a Division of Numbers and a Division of Words, and she will then have only two direct reports to delegate to the Provost.  

All the while, the administration has grown from one building to three while the student population has increased and the faculty members decreased. (Once remodelled the planetarium will be the fourth admin building.) Faculty members are constantly summoned to training sessions to keep abreast of Payne’s many, conflicting priorities. Indeed, one member of the English department has been dispatched to sensitivity training for twelve consecutive weeks. There are rumours that the consultant who runs the sensitive training is from North Korea.     

A nefarious plan is afoot to eradicate all humanities departments at Payne State University. How could that be done?  Not so hard when one thinks about it. Get this! That Vision Statement must be endorsed unanimously by all members of the Department with signatures!  That is the killer. There was, there is, there never will be anything that all members of the English Department will agree on!  Nothing.   

The first line of defence is to dispute the composition of the Department.  Do all the adjuncts, associates, emerita, or honoraries count? Do the drudges who do all the work count? The part-timers, the temporaries, the underpaid grad students, and the unpaid interns: Do these transitory peons four-to-a-room in the dank and dark basement count?  Does anyone even know their names?  Fitger’s forays into the cellar do not go well. 

When the academic year begins the English Department has no Vision Statement and hence no budget, but it has more students than any other department on campus, students whose expectations have been inflated by the endless trumpeting of all those administrators recruiting students (= cash flow). It falls to Fitger to cajole, coax, bribe, coerce, or blackmail members of the English Department one-by-one to endorse a statement while dealing with the flood of students.  Oh, if it were only that easy. Then there is a really big Kapow!

The catalyst for the explosion is the Shakespeare requirement. All majors in English have had to do a one semester course on the Bard since time out of mind, taught by the most senior member of the Department who is long past retirement age but whose pension was looted by corporate shenanigans facilitated by McKinsey management. His whole being is embodied in this course. He is also the only member of the faculty with a record of publications making him untouchable. But the Vision Statement has opened the whole question of the curriculum, and from the can wriggle the worms of post-modernism in its many forms. The Bard may only survive because the Po-Moeans cannot agree what should replace him.        

Then comes the Mission Statement followed by ……

Ah, life without a budget means, among other things, that meetings cannot be held because meeting rooms are rented to departments.  In the same McKinsey spirit only the student toilets and hallways are cleaned.  To have offices and faculty toilets cleaned, Departments have to pay for it from the budget. No budget, no meetings and no cleaning. Still less can Fitger’s desk-top computer be repaired, nor the broken window replaced in the Department secretary’s office. Though as long as the window is in disrepair the contents of the office are not insured, as he is repeatedly reminded by the Safety Officer whose job is to harass him, not to repair the window.   

Lest a reader think this rent-seeking is fantasy, when a director of a unit I was enjoined to prepare a budget that included renting the teaching rooms we used. Nothing came of it at the time but it was a trial run.   

Venality, back stabbing, undermining, intransigence, solipsism, this book has it all. Innocent readers might think it is exaggerated.

Rather than agree and survive, members of the English department would rather disagree and perish. This revealed preference partly arises from a failure of imagination. Tenured members of the Department cannot imagine their own demise. Never fear, that unseen Provost can imagine it. In short, tenure means that a professor is entitled to a specific job, but if that job itself is eliminated, there is nothing to which that professor is tenured. If I am a tenured professor of Albanian political theory, when the position of professor of Albanian political theory is eliminated then so am I.  

In the end Fitger proves what everyone thought.  He is much too inept (nice) to be a head of department, and that is what saves him, and the Department.  The last service done by the Shakespeare teacher is something to ponder.  

Julie Schumacher

I waited for more than year for this title to become available on Kindle but it didn’t so I got it in hardback, because I could wait no longer to read of Fitger’s latest escapades.  

With the great personal restraint I have long cultivated, I have not told a story about the conversation I once had when acting dean with the head of a department about accommodating curriculum changes in which he happily agreed that (1) he and his department would not cooperate and (2) as an inevitable result there would be fewer of them. So be it! Compromise was not an option. Sssh. The cognoscenti will know which department that was.   

The Murder of Professor Schlick: The Rise and Fall of the Vienna Circle (2020) by David Edmonds.

GoodReads meta-data is 336 pages rated 4.60 by measly 5 litizens.

Genre: History. 

Verdict:  More Circle than Schlick.

The book is a history of the Vienna Circle from its inception in 1907 to its  development, evolution, and activities to its end in 1936. It began with Philip Frank, Hans Hahn, Otto Neurath, Kurt Reidemeister, and Moritz Schlick with others attending ad hoc skull sessions. Their discussions at first were in Viennese coffee houses, but as the agenda got more systematic and others joined, they began to use a classroom after hours.  Their discussions concerned the relationship of science to philosophy and vice verse. How does science know the world as distinct from philosophy? These philosophers set out to answer that question. 

In time they found a prophet in Ludwig Wittgenstein’s gnomic jottings. The more unintelligible Wittgenstein’s aphorisms, the more they were dissected in the search for meaning.  One acolyte made pilgrimages to Wittgenstein’s mountain retreat and recorded the master’s oracular remarks.  When Wittgenstein did a volte-face, the Circle members did likewise.      

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Schlick became the de facto manager of the Circle as others participated, like Rudolph Carnap, Herbert Feigl, and Kurt Gödel with visitors like Bertrand Russell and Karl Popper.  Rose Rand and Olga Hahn both attended its meetings and published.  Neurath was the public face of the Circle and published a manifesto in 1929 announcing the birth of logical-empiricism. (By the way the picture language that guides travellers to rest rooms in train stations originated with Neurath, see his International Picture Language [1936].)  Only statements that can be verified by observation (it is raining) or are logically coherent (a bachelor is an unmarried man) are permitted.  For all else: silence. This was a conclusion they just could not stop talking about. 

The Circle seeded analytic philosophy in the English-speaking world which started with a clean slate, ignoring with contempt the two thousand years of thinking that went before it. Plato, Kant, Hegel, and others were all thrown into the dustbin of history.  A. J. Ayer was the English apostle who carried the reliquary to Great Britain for veneration.  

These thinkers pondered: 

  • What sentences can be deduced from S?
  • Under what conditions is S supposed to be true, and under what conditions false?
  • How is S verified?
  • What is the meaning of S?

While they were preoccupied with such matters, Nazism arose in Germania and Vienna became a battleground.  In 1936 Schlick was shot dead on the steps going to a morning class in the mistaken belief he was Jewish by an aggrieved student who was then exonerated by the judicial system.  Needless to say, the McKinsey managers at the University of Vienna welcomed the student back and expunged Schlick’s name from its records. Since the court had found Schlick somehow responsible for his own murder, his widow was denied his pension.  And some might have thought the reference to McKinsey management was gratuitous.  

He was murdered on these steps going to class.

It gets worse.

In the 1970s an Austrian newspaper published an historical account of this murder, and the perpetrator who had survived sued the newspaper for libel, and …. won.  The Brown Years have been buried deep.  Only in Austria!  See my review of a history of Austria elsewhere on this blog.

There are some entertaining descriptions of Karl Popper’s thuggish behaviour that fits his texts.  

I was motivated for graduate school by the taste of Plato in my undergraduate thesis.  Yet when I arrived at grad school there was nothing but acidic analytic philosophy which ingested political theory and dissolved most of it. The readings were often derived from the Vienna Circle or its acolytes like Ayer, or the egregious Popper. Analytic philosophy is rigorous and that is good training, and it was the fashion of time, but it is also empty and sterile.  Not something to say in a seminar paper.  Salvation came in the form of teaching the history of political theory to undergraduates, noting the irony that these texts were not included in graduate program.   

David Edmonds

I commented on Exact Thinking in Demented Times (2017) a time ago.  

A Concise History of the Netherlands (2017) by James C. Kennedy.

GoodReads meta-data is 502 pages, rated 3.70 by 140 litizens. 

Genre: history.

Verdict: Alstublieft

‘God made the world; we made the Netherlands,’ say the Dutch, referring to the 60% of the Netherlands’ current landmass which has been reclaimed from the North Sea via land fill, drainage, polders, dikes, levees, canals, sluices, weirs, damns, culverts, and windmills.  All the mud, water, mire, swamp, morass, bog, and more, combined with the lack natural resources, meant that the Netherlands was largely left alone by the larger nation states surrounding it (France, Germany, and England), though it offered a soggy passage among them.  

At one time the Austrian Netherlands (Belgium, Brabant, Dunkirk, Flanders, the Netherlands, Limburg, and Luxembourg) loomed large, but the Hapsburgs had other more pressing problems, as their gene pool swung from Austria to Spain.  When they withdrew the Low Lands were left to their own devices as a buffer between the greater powers.  It is a complicated story.  For a time the Netherlands included Belgium, but the latter broke away in an argument about taxation between Antwerp and Amsterdam. The provinces of the Netherlands squabbled among themselves about taxation, even when William  III of Orange was King of England.  He gets short shrift in these pages.  

By the way, Holland is one of the nine provinces, and to refer to the whole country as Holland is like calling Australia by the name of one of the states, e.g., Victoria.  

Rotterdam and Amsterdam used the experience of the Hanseatic League to go into global trade, and the Dutch Golden Age was born.  Literally golden because of the lucrative profits made shipping goods for others far and wide.  As commercial ventures this trade was unarmed, and the Dutch specialised in building ships with vast storage and no room for weapons, unlike the East Indiamen ships used by the British East India Company (BEIC).  To convert the Dutch trading ships to warships, they had to be rebuilt and no one would pay for that.  Ergo once the BEIC challenged by gun Dutch traders, they lost. But for a while the Netherlands had a global reach from Taiwan, to Korea, to Macau, Ceylon, Indonesia, South Africa, Suriname, Brazil, Aruba, St Maartens, and more.  

When the Golden Age flourished so did Dutch art and that became an established part of the culture that remains today in all those galleries and art students.    

When Arthur Wellesley (Wellington) broke the French attacks at Waterloo a quarter of the troops in the thin red line were Netherlanders in orange who are largely omitted by English history. 

At the Congress of Vienna ending the Napoleonic Wars a republican, greater Netherlands was regarded as too unstable and too unwieldy to survive. Instead it was divided into two, creating the Kingdom of Belgium and the Kingdom of Netherlands.  The House of Orange had dominated several of the nine Dutch provinces, after generations of asserting its primacy more generally, and it became the royal choice. The House of Orange was resisted by the burgers of Amsterdam because of its engrained animosity to Catholics and propensity to tax, both being bad for business. But their attitude was not decisive. 

Is this orange a connection to Northern Ireland protestants?  Yes,  it traces back to the William of William and Mary.    

That town hall in Amsterdam on the Dam had been built as a republican town hall, but during the Napoleonic ascendancy it was converted to a royal palace for Napoleon’s brother, Louis, who became King of the Netherlands.  By the way, Napoleon installed him to extract taxes, but once in place, this brother sided with the Dutch, and Napoleon then removed him after but four years. This was the first instance of a Dutch king. Après la guerre the town hall became the royal palace of the House of Orange, but because of the long hostility of Amsterdammers to the House of Orange, the monarch took up residence in Den Haag as neutral ground, making it the seat of government, though Amsterdam is still referred to as the capital. Confusing, no? Confusing, yes!   

Declaration of interest.  I spent a semester at the Netherlands Institute for Advanced Studies years ago, and have returned to the country many times since. 

James Kennedy

This book does not even mention, still less resolve, one of the mysteries of the Netherlands I encountered.  Walking from the Institute to my apartment in the evening, I went along quiet, darkened residential streets, where, invariably, in each house I passed the front curtains were open at all hours of the day and night.  Indeed it seemed the curtains were never drawn, and I saw many a Dutch family in the front room watching television or eating dinner as I went by.  Whence came this practice of public display of private life?   

Another enduring memory of the Netherlands came from the lunches in the common room, where the Dutch invariably ate sandwiches with a knife-and-fork. Yep.  Even a ham and cheese was cut and sliced.   

Concise History of Switzerland (2013) by Clive Church and Randolph Head.

GoodReads meta-data is 339 page rated 3.61 by 103 litizens. 

Genre: History.

Verdict: Grüezi

Switzerland became a state with central government only in 1848, but it has never been a nation-state. The largest nation is German but there is also France, Italy, and Romansh in those mountains.  By the way, the Alps, unlike most other mountains, yield no metal. That is important because it meant no great power ever had an incentive to conquer them for gold, silver, iron, or anything else.  

In the early Fifteenth Century isolated alpine communities made defensive alliances against maundering intruders, like Magyars, Avon ladies, and Huns.  Schwyz was one of the first communities to do so.  This alliance expanded when larger threats loomed from France in the west and the Germany (Holy Roman Empire) in the east.  In time the alpine alliances added trade, and with trade came some standardisation, e.g., weights and measures, and some law to resolve disputes.  Neither language nor religion inhibited these practical agreements. Or so it seems.  

The Hapsburg dynasty started in Switzerland but moved east to richer pickings, and when the lords were gone, the vassals started to acted autonomously.  While Swiss mythology turns around William Tell and stout resistance to tyrants, the author suggests a more gradual change occurred largely due to the indifference of the Hapsburgs and the internal preoccupations among the French. Italians were so disorganised that they never posed a threat.    

Those who resided in what is now Switzerland were as riven by religious strife as elsewhere in Europe. Catholics enjoyed murdering Protestants, and when the Catholics were unavailable Protestants happily murdered each other over split infinitives.  All of this was justified by minute interpretations of disputed Biblical grammar. There was the Thirty Years War, the Hundred Years War, the unnamed war, and more.  

As long as these larger European conflicts raged, Swiss moderated their own internal disputes, and surprisingly did not try to draw in larger forces. Only when the pan European conflicts subsided did internal conflicts become more intense, proving they were quite capable of cultural suicide if given half a chance. 

By 2010 Switzerland remained insular but no longer isolated from broader currents in Europe and the world from AIDS to the GFC.  The world had come to Switzerland, leaving it little choice but to integrate itself more with the world in trade, finance, migration, defence, health, and more.  Watches are not enough, though the introduction of the Swatch was controversial in Switzerland for pandering to the market. Banking secrecy inhibits trade. The population is declining. The once sacred army is eating the budget to no discernible purpose. Swissair subsidies were bottomless. All of these have had to change.  

Swiss isolation was useful to the major European powers, making it a source of agricultural produce, mercenaries, leather goods, and so on.  Note that neutrality was a novel concept when it came later, and Switzerland more less invented it, and to affirm it worked hard at mediating conflicts among others and hosting organisations like the Red Cross, and later UN agencies and non-government humanitarian agencies.  

How Switzerland stuck together remains a mystery to me, when other polyglot countries like Belgium, Canada, and Czechoslovakia have had so much conflict along language lines. The Swiss say their country is Willed. Does that mean that the television talk shows hum with ponderous opinions on ‘What it means to be Swiss?’ the way they do with ‘What it means to be Canadian on the CBC?’  Willed, often OK, but surely not always, and not ever to a same degree among the dominant Germans and minority French and Italians.  The manifest expression of that Will are the numerous ‘votations’ (a term I had never come across before) in direct democracy and the concurrent majorities in the cantons, which they author does not spell out. The discrepancies in these votes show just how divided the country is just beneath the surface, but the author does not scratch this surface.    

Randolph Head

There is an interesting sidebar here.  The Swiss became a state without ever having had a royal ruler.  One result of that absence was that the Swiss never had a queen, never had a queen who acted in public, never had a queen who mothered a king, never had a queen who acted as regent for a successor, never had a queen who succeeded a king even briefly, and so was one the few European countries in the Twentieth Century with no experience whatever of women near to or in a public and powerful position. That lacuna cast a long shadow over succeeding generations of women in Switzerland.  Even when in 1979 women got the vote in Swiss national elections, they were still denied it in the local elections of many cantons. When the first woman took a seat on the Federal Council (cabinet) some other members quit rather than serve with her, and she was subject to a very blatant and hostile media campaign for abandoning her family….  Think Pox News and you have it.  No blow is too low.  No lie is too old.  No distortion too fantastic.  

Personal disclosure.  I spent a fortnight in Switzerland a long time ago (1983) and found the smug complacence palpable.