Helen Tursten, An Elderly Lady up to No Good (2018).

Goodreads meta-data is 173 pages, rated 3.85 by 2859 litizens.  

Genre: Krimi

Verdict: Predicable. 

A Swedish widow in Götenborg, the eighty-eight year old Maud, lives in an enormous, inherited flat that is the envy of many. She appears harmless and helpless, yet she is in fact irascible and deft at turning the perceptions and prejudices about elderly ladies against others in five loosely linked stories (or is it incidents) in the collection.  The covetous neighbour is bamboozled and strung up by her own mobile, the aggressive tourist got stuck in the wrong place by a knitting needle, an antique dealer trying to con her out of her belongings finds himself no longer growing old – and so on.  Maud leaves a string of bodies behind her.

When Inspector Irene Huss (there is an in-joke here) notices that Maud’s name keeps coming up on reports about these deaths, she smiles and moves on.  What could a harmless and helpless old woman do anyway.  Why nothing at all.  

Except…!  

While the stories were repetitive, Tursten’s afterword about the stimulating challenge to write about a perpetrator rather than a plod was charming, but not quite in proportion to the reading it took to get there.  

The sign is nigh!

A sign of the coming Apocalypse appeared today.

While gasping and groaning at the gym this morning, my glance unfortunately fell on the television screen broadcasting the egregious Channel 7. That was bad. Worse followed.  There came the sign of the Beast: flared trousers coming back.  

Yes, there under the yakkety-yak trivialistas appeared a banner proclaiming that fashion experts (ponder that combination of words ‘fashion’ and ‘expert’) predict the return of the Beast – bell-bottomed pant legs. 

See what I mean.

Catastrophe was only narrowly averted when last these devils appeared: 1969.  Will thoughts and prayers be enough this time? Hardly!  Bring on the Terminator!  

The method of History Today in five factlets.

In response to popular demand here are a few words about how the daily dose of five factlets history has been selected and presented over the last twelve months.

To survey one day in history, write the report, find images, and post the completed work takes about an hour.

Why five items and not ten or one? Five seems enough to offer a range of events spread over time. On some slow history days it is a stretch to get to five. Only once did I included six (on April 24), rather than five, because I could not decide which to cut. I did another time by mistake.

Priorities

To start with the obvious. Only events that have been dated and recorded can be included. Moreover, the event(s) have to be registered on one of the web sites that are harvested. (See below.) We do not know when Columbus first thought about going West to find the East, but we do know the day he sailed, or when a Zulu chief united his people.

The International Date Line was ignored. Too complicated.

A daily dose should have a range of times into the past. Per Edmund Burke, the future is also part of this time travelling exercise, e.g., the birthdate of James T. Kirk, first contact with the Vulcans, or the next visit of Halley’s Comet all qualify.

A daily dose should offer a geographic spread around the world. Events in the United States dominate the web sites but I tried to garnish that with a mix from elsewhere, the more exotic the better. Hence Timbuktu and Ulan Baator have appeared in the dose.

From one day to the next the daily dose should be varied, not dominated by same kinds of events from the same places. This standard is hard to achieve because recorded events are, well, recorded, like patents and there are a lot of them.

Where pertinent emphasis goes to the Enlightenment agenda of science, reason, music, literature, and humanity. Scientific discoveries, the publication of books, and acts to comprehend human wholeness frequently make the list.

Of course not everything is done in a single event but grow from chains of events, trials and errors, and accident. The development of the telephone, for one example, had many (mis)steps and several of these have made this list. Blind allies are part of the story.

There are two idiosyncrasies. First, the odd and obscure are sometimes included for amusement, though they leave little behind. An example is tightrope walking over Niagara Falls. Second, items with which we have a personal connection will be included and these associations will be mentioned in the text.

Sounds easy, but it is not as easy as all that. Each year there is a spring concert season in Vienna, and in a few April weeks much enduring music has premiered. Sporting achievements are clustered at the certain times, e.g., the Summer and Winter Olympics. Nobel Prizes announcements are also concentrated.

Labelling.

To give the reader an overview I occasionally tagged each item with a place and a genre, for example, D.C., Politics. I do not have a set list of genres but apply one as seems best on the occasion. I started doing this for an editorial check on the scope and range on a day.

Exclusions.

No wars, no battles, no slaughters, no pogroms, no lynchings, no boys blowing each other up, are not listed though there are far too many of them because, well, these things need no further circulation or thought. The first shots fired on Fort Sumter on 12 April 1861 were not included, despite the fact that we have been on Fort Sumter. The Japanese bombardment of Pearl Harbor was likewise passed in silence, though we have been to Pearl more than once. The principle is to give these events no further currency and publicity. The emphasis here falls elsewhere with very few exceptions.

Neither are births and deaths included. We all have to be born and that hardly seems a distinction. That which an individual creates, discovers, makes, conceives, writes, does, and leaves to the world comes later. Similarly, death is not always the end of the influence individuals, some of whom grow more significant when viewed in retrospect.

Exceptions are made when it suits me, like Niccolò Machiavelli’s birth and the start of Operation Dynamo or instances of George Custer’s stupendous incompetence.

Qualifications

Dates are required, and not everything is dated as noted above. We do not know the day when Chinese astrologer-astronomers first trained their eyes on Mars, yet surely they did. The date when Pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx is unknown, but we do know when it was found. There are few dates associated with the empires and civilisations of black Africa. Written records favour events like patents and publications.

But even with publications there are lacuna. On what day of the week, month of the year, and year was Plato’s Republic published? Of course, it was not published as we use the word today, and he did not present it whole but worked it out piece by piece. But we can know the exact date upon which the earliest Latin rendering of the Republic was sold at auction (and for how much).

Most of the recorded events come from the Northern Hemisphere and follow the seasons there with more items in the Spring and Summer than in mid-Winter (apart from Canadian hockey). There are far fewer items from sub-Saharan Africa and insular South East Asia. I was surprised at how few items I came across from Spanish America, considering how long it has existed, its vast extent, and it large population. No doubt that reflects the sources I used. The compensation for continental paucity is that when items from these under-represented regions appeared, they were very likely to be included because they are exotic.

The Report

Once five items are in hand, the next step is to double check with Wikipedia or Google about details. Some of the History today websites seem to have been prepared by web crawlers, misspellings and missing text occur, along with direct contradictions. Others are unfathomable, cryptic. Think of the tweets of President Twit and that is the illustration. Garbled. I have included a sampling of some of the mystifying ones below.

There follows a Google search for an image to illustrate each item, to give readers some eye candy as relief from text. The pedant in me finds that maps that show the distance and route are very useful. Instances of technology, say an early telephone, show us how far developments have come since that beginning. In all cases Wikipedia is the final authority.

Nearly all the sources I consulted use the present tense which flattens history and so I have edited the summaries to use past tenses. Homer nodded and sometimes I forgot to do this.

Sources

The following web sites are consulted in the order listed. Over the year the list grew.

Library of Congress
Australia Today
National Library of Canada Today
New Zealand History
People’s History
History Net
History Channel
Today’s Historical Events
Nebraska History
On This Day in History
Scope System History Today
Daily Dose of History
Wikipedia

Why did I do it?

It started on a whim when I realised these history-on-this-day websites existed. I had a look and made a short list for our own amusement. Reviewing the historical list for the next day soon became an evening ritual at Alpha Prime. When I mentioned this ritual to someone, that person suggested blogging it, and I started. By posting a link on Facebook to the blog, it is made known, and it seems to attract hits on the blog, about sixty every twenty-four years. (Yes, I have sampled the count.) Because other items are on the blog the thought is to give them exposure, too, through a Facebook link.

Like all good things, it will came to an end when the year was completed.

Examples of incomprehensible or trivial examples.

Of course house fires, the comings and goings of celebrities, and car crashes are world news to the ABC AmBulance Chasers, but here are a few examples that I found without merit. They are the full text as I found it.

1156 Henry II Jasormigott leaves Bavaria

1779 Earl d’Orleans sails back to Brest

1913 1st US milch goat show held, Rochester, NY

1942 German occupiers take silver anniversary coins in battle

1957 1st edition newspaper the Ware Time (in Suriname), 1,700 die

1960 Dutch 1st chamber commends soccer-law

1963 WCTI TV channel 12 in New Bern, NC begins broadcasting

1982 Rolling Stone Keith Richard house burns down

1984 Morocco Showcase opens

1985 7 die in car crash in San Jose, California

1990 Steve Allen, installed as a new abbot

1993 Eastern Tennessee begins using new area code 423

1996 “7 Guitars” closes at Walter Kerr Theater NYC

2013 Minibus collides with a train in Lasi, Romania

Gnus Besede in Reči

Never before have I beheld poster featuring Michel Foucault.  But in Novo Mesto (Slovenia)  I did.  

It advertised a play in which Foucault and Jean-Paul Sartre trade inscrutable remarks, so the Slovenia guide claimed when asked.  By the way ‘Novo Mesto’ means New Town, so we felt right at home.  

The abomination of words and words is the AI translation.

The Promised Land (2019) by Barry Maitland

Goodreads meta-data is 321 pages, rated 4.16 by 167 litizens.

Genre: Krimi

Verdict: Masterful, again.

In the thirteenth instalment of this series David Brock has gone into an uneasy retirement, and his protégé Kathy Kolla has been promoted to Detective Chief Inspector. When Hampstead Heath becomes a killing field for the screenwriter’s old crutch, the serial killer, Kolla mobilises and strikes, arresting the unlikely but clearly implicated small-time publisher John Pettigrew who lives nearby. Forensic evidence points to him, as do witness statements.

Pettigrew’s brief entices Brock into acting as a private inquiry agent to see what can be seen. While Brock is reluctant, he finds Pettigrew convincing and he is bored in retirement so he begins to turn over stones before he realised Kolla was the officer in charge, leading him into conflict with her.

There are more twists and turns and after another murder forensic evidence and witness statements in this case now implicate Brock, who finds himself on remand. At first he treats confinement as a joke, then a mistake, then a respite, then he registers that it is not going to end. Angry as she is at Brock for sticking his nose in, Kolla is dead certain he is innocent and whips herself and her team into a frenzy to put it altogether piece by piece. Kolla seems to have outgrown her constant hormone attacks of earlier novels in the series. In these pages she concentrates on the job, not on feeling sorry for herself.

While the summary above may be conventional, the execution is so deft, so focussed, so speedy that the reader will not find it stale or clichéd. One of the nicest aspects of these books is the author does not find it necessary to create false tensions, e.g., by having an interfering and incompetent superior. Kolla’s boss wants results and works hard at making sure that happens. There are no stupid cops forgetting to lock doors, or smoking round the back while evidence disappears. If anything, these police are almost too good to be true, even the one who was ready to believe anything to get a result concludes it cannot be that easy.

          Barry Maitland

The tension is in the master narrative and not distracting sidelines. And like the first entry in this stable, ‘The Marx Sisters’ (1994), discussed on an entry on my unlearned blog, at the heart of the mystery is a book, and what a book it is.

M J Trow, ‘Lestrade and the Sign of the Nine’ (2000).

Good Reads meta-data is 223 pages, rated 3.91 by a scant 46 litizens

Genre: krimi, pastiche

Verdict: clever and refreshing, but with a sour aftertaste.

In the world of Victorian England in the year 1886 all is not right with the world. Across the green land the (lecherous) rector, the (plagiarist) novelist, and the (cheating) speculator have one thing in common: they were murdered! There is only man for this job: Sholto Lestrade, Inspector, Scotland Yard. Maybe so but while he gets on with it and another five seemingly respectable Victorians are murdered and each, it turns out, was a despicable villain beneath the veneer of respectablility. With each of the eight victims is an inscrutable symbol [see front cover below].

As Lestade goes hither and thither, arriving always too late to stop the next murder, he keeps running across an annoying prat accompanied by a bumbling doctor, Holmes and Watson they are by name. Lestrade has neither the time nor the patience to sort these two out, but why are they always underfoot. Indeed, who are they?

The book opens with workmen excavating a foundation where they find a limbless body in between discussing Georg Hegel’s influence on Karl Marx’s philosophy of history in a cockney accent so thick it took this reader sometime to realise what they were talking about, but when dawned the realisation there followed the guffaws. So unexpected! So well done! That alone was worth the price of admission.

Lestrade manages to avoid the tide of history, but has to deal with two, one after another in quick succession, Home Secretaries who want a immediate resolution without any fuss, no expenditure, and no inquiry into respectable gentlemen, as well as machine guns, while dreading his inadvertent agreement to appear in the Police Annual Review for Charity to imitate Sarah Bernhardt.

That would seem to be more than enough, Yet there is also larded through it some racism, homophobia, and sexism. While these attitudes reflect the Victorian times, they do not advance the plot, limn any character development, or enrich the context. What they do is distract and irritate the contemporary reader. They are, in short, gratuitous. Strangely in this day when virtue display is so routine few reviewers on either GoodReads or Amazon refer to this business. I would have thought it offered a perfect chance to strut one’s virtue.

This title is number 12 in the Sholto Lestrade Mysteries from the industrious Trow who also has two other series since he cannot keep his hands off the keyboard.

I’d be willing to try another Lestrade in the hope that the racism, sexism, homophobia was not ingrained in the writing. But only one, least the Victorian setting licenses the author’s prejudices.

2 July

1865 William and Catherine Booth started an organisation that developed into the Salvation Army in 1878. It exists today in 128 countries working in 175 languages. In addition to the uniforms, it has a system of ranks, a flag, the red shield, a tartan, the Red Kettle, the bell, and publications.
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1900 Jean Sibelius’s ‘Finlandia’ debuted in Helsinki while Finland was a Grand Duchy ruled by the Russian Tsar. Because of its celebration of Finnish history, to avoid Russian censorship and reaction it was thereafter often performed under other titles like Happy Feelings on a Spring Day or a Choral March. In 1940 it was made the Finnish national anthem and libretto supplied during the Winter War with Russia. Seen the Sibelius monument in Helsinki.
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1922 Oslo, Politics. Fridtjof Nansen convened the Intergovernmental Conference on Identify Certificates for the League of Nations, creating the Nansen passport for stateless refugees until 1938. Among those who had one were Robert Capa, Marc Chagall, Vladimir Nabokov, Aristotle Onassis, Anna Pavlova, and Igor Stravinsky. Today the UN and some countries issue certificates of identity to stateless persons.
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1962 Bentonville, AK, Commerce. Sam Walton opened the first Walmart store. There are more than 11,000 stores in 27 countries with 2.2 million employees turing over $US 500 billion a year. It all started in the store pictured below. Been in many of them, most recently in Waikiki.
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1964 After quoting the Martin Luther King, President Lyndon Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which the previous Kennedy Administration had been unable to get through Congress. Comments on Robert Caro’s magisterial biography of LBJ are scattered through this blog in which the story of LBJ driving members of the House and Senate to vote for it is told with Shakespearean intensity.
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1 July

1847 The first US Postage stamp was issued portraying Benjamin Franklin who started the American postal service in 1790.
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1867 The British North American Act united the colonies of Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick into the Canadian Confederation. From this seed Canada drew. Originally, Newfoundland and Prince Edward Island were hold-outs but later joined as did the western provinces in time.
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1972 The first issue of Ms magazine founded by Gloria Steinem appeared with Wonder Woman on the cover. Still going. Known a few contributors.
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1979 The Sony Walkman went on sale. Cheap, reliable, portable it was a commercial success despite the poor sound quality. It brought together existing technologies in a novel way. The original prototypes were for the personal use of the corporation president who frequently traveled and liked classical music. Later when he tried to market the Walkman he was nearly displaced by members of the board who thought it would be a costly loser. Wrong!
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1997 Hong Kong transferred to PRC. Been there a couple of times but not lately. Got a frisson each time when I saw the PRC flag at the airport and the armed guards who looked like teenage conscripts who spoke no English with automatic rifles.
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30 June

1857 St Martin’s, Literature: Charles Dickens read ‘A Christmas Carol’ in his first public reading.
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1906 DC, Politics: Congress passed the Meat Inspection Act and the Pure Food and Drug Act partly in response to Upton Sinclair’s exposés of the grotesque practices in the food business in the novel ‘The Jungle’ and in his journalism.
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1908 Tunguska (Russia), Science: A giant fireball caused by the explosion of a large meteoroid flattened an estimated 80 million trees over 2000 square kilometres in Yeniseysk, the largest extraterrestrial impact ever. It struck an area with virtually no human inhabitants. Certainly none remained alive afterward to answer inane questions from journalists. Hillary did it, according to Pox News.
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1997 London, Literature: J.K. Rowling’s first Harry Potter novel, ‘Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone’ was released. It has since sold 120 million copies and counting.
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2016 Älmhult (Sweden), Commerce: The Ikea Museum opened on the site of the very first of its stores. The last piece remains missing. Entrants must traverse all aisles to leave. There are no short cuts. Abandon hope all ye who shop there.
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27 June

1827 Genoa, Italy. James Smithson died, leaving his fortune ‘to the United States of America, to found at Washington, an establishment for the increase and diffusion knowledge.’ He had never visited the US nor did he know any Americans, but he had read about this new country, while in the old country he had seen private natural history and manuscript collections discarded, broken up, or destroyed by those who did not appreciate them. A biography of Smithson is discussed in another post on this blog for those seeking Enlightenment. Deaths are not usually noted on this blog but Smithson warrants an exception.
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1833 Canterbury, Connecticut. White woman Prudence Crandall was arrested and fined for teaching black women to read. A Quaker, Crandall was driven out of town in the backlash fomented by the Pox News of the day. She moved to Kansas.
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1922 Chicago, Literature. The American Library Assocaition awarded the first Newbery Medal for children’s literature. Frederic Melcher, one-time book store owner, had long agitated for an award for children’s books to encourage originality and excellence in authors and to direct readers to valuable books. Others joined Mercher and it was named for John Newbery, an 18th Century English bookman, considered the first self-conscious children’s author. Newbery prize winners figured considerably in my earliest reading.
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1924 New York City, Politics. The name of suffragette Lena Jones Wade Springs of Tennessee was placed in nomination for the Vice-Presidential place on the Democratic Party presidential slate. This was the first time a woman’s name had been mentioned in an American presidential nominating convention. Oscar Underwood of Alabama made this gesture. Springs received a few votes from the floor and the nomination later went to Charles Bryan of Nebraska, brother to the Great Commoner. This is the famous hung convention that went to 103 ballots for the presidential nomination John Davis was the eventual nominee. A biography of Underwood is discussed elsewhere on this blog.
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1967 Enfield, England. Barclay’s Bank installed an ATM. Comedy actor Reg Varney inaugurated it, the first of its kind. The device accepted paper cheques with a magnetic strip authorised by a six-digit PIN. The engineers who developed it were inspired by vending machines dispensing chocolate bars. I used one like this in Boston in 1979 which had a tendency to mangle the checks.
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